German Forklift Video (Funniest thing EVER)

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:37 am

http://home.astrakan.hig.se/sax/rokka/f ... _klaus.wmv

I laughed so hard watching this it hurt!

God damn this is greatness.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:59 pm

Wow. Thats crazy man.

swordinstone · Post by **swordinstone** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:11 pm

OMFG! that was awesome. Was that a real safty video, or a joke? I think the guys who did "dead alive" must of been part of the effects crew. A lot of Evil Dead type shots at the end there too

Good Stuff!

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:13 pm

what the fuck was that?

can i get some subtitles here? lol. thats a lot of fake blood.

Dramuck · Post by **Dramuck** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:49 pm

Holy JumpinÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢ FuckinÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢ Jesus! That was enough gore for an early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson movie! Those Germans really know how to make an effective, and darkly funny, safety video. I couldnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t understand the German, but I think the message is to always look out for a Klaus at oneÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s workplace.

Demon-X · Post by **Demon-X** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 4:19 pm

They show this on Channel 4 (UK tv) once every 3 months or so, in the early hours, cant remember whether it was dubbed in english or not.

swordinstone wrote:Was that a real safty video, or a joke?

Its one of those independent films, they get shown late at night when noone exept me is watching.

So I guess its a joke, unless its meant to work like one of those gory American public information movies about car safety from the sixties.

axltrauts · Post by **axltrauts** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 5:09 pm

fun gory stuff! klaus is a real killer

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:11 pm

Damn, and I thought the forklift drivers at the Wal-Mart that I work at are bad. At least they don't have a body count!

Pretty phunnay, but not all THAT phunnay.

Ruben Rooben Reuben · Post by **Ruben Rooben Reuben** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:01 am

Thanks for the link, Dingo.

Having seen it, defeating the Germans in WWII no longer seems to be an accomplishment.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:32 am

Hilarious. And brilliant.
Couldn't help but cough blood from laughing when I saw that stanley knife hitting the d00d in the head.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:49 am

Demon-X wrote:... unless its meant to work like one of those gory American public information movies about car safety from the sixties.

Ahh, Red Asphalt, right? That movie freaked me out when I first saw it...

EDIT: Yeah!! This post gave me my first nuclear symbol

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 6:39 am

Franz_Schubert wrote:EDIT: Yeah!! This post gave me my first nuclear symbol

'grats! (only about 970 more til you get all 5!)

are there any other videos like this? with the gore and the safety tips?

i showed a few of my friends and they were laughin' their asses off, it gets better and better.

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:20 am

Strapon2 wrote:
Franz_Schubert wrote:EDIT: Yeah!! This post gave me my first nuclear symbol
'grats! (only about 970 more til you get all 5!)

There's an invitation to spam if I've ever seen one

Strapon2 wrote:are there any other videos like this? with the gore and the safety tips?

i showed a few of my friends and they were laughin' their asses off, it gets better and better.

Yeah, but subtitles would be nice.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:56 pm

Franz_Schubert wrote:EDIT: Yeah!! This post gave me my first nuclear symbol ;)

Just be careful or you'll lose them all.
Nice video, I wish I still knew some German but I forgot

RoGuEHeX · Post by **RoGuEHeX** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:26 pm

lol, class vidio although i had trouble understanding much of it. Got the odd words though.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 7:33 pm

I saw this film on Canal+ ages ago. It's pretty good. Starts like some weird children's program:

"Klaus has just earned himself the degree of a forklift driver. Forklift drivers must be very careful in their work. No, no, Klaus, remember what the manual says - don't pull the lever when someone's behind you!" yadi yadi yadi.

Still, it's decent enough.

Agent.47 · Post by **Agent.47** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 5:12 pm

The guy looks like bubbles from the Trailer park boys at the starting

Killa-Killa · Post by **Killa-Killa** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:15 pm

WTF is with the blue faces and blood? maybe winamp screwed up again? had this same problem with my... um... legit :roll: copy of phone booth. lewl it was high-larious though.

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 7:49 am

This is a good one.

They should make one of Klaus at another job.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Fri Aug 08, 2003 9:52 am

Klaus the lumberjack. TIMBERRR!!! smack!