Is satanism in your schoolyard?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:23 pm

It doesn't say in the bible that it's bad to masturbate, just to withdraw from intercouse before you ejaculate?

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:25 pm

A it was you disgusting monkey you. Dogs are a mans best friend, right after chicks, beer, money, dope, gamez and holidays.

I never said I didn't like dogs, I just said they where disgusting, cause they are.

It doesn't say in the bible that it's bad to masturbate, just to withdraw from intercouse before you ejaculate?

So what you are saying is that the bible says no to having sex? So how is the world gonna get populated?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 8:16 pm

It refers to uhmer or some dude using a primitive type of birth control by pulling his dick out before he cummed, later he was killed or something.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 8:21 pm

That'd be Onan. He pulled out of his wife/piece of meat and ejaculated all over the ground and God shot him with a lightining bolt.

It's called coitus interruptus.

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:00 pm

Neon Dingo wrote:That'd be Onan. He pulled out of his wife/piece of meat and ejaculated all over the ground and God shot him with a lightining bolt.

Yup, ND's on the money here. Poor bastard "spilled his seed on the ground".

Neon Dingo wrote:It's called coitus interruptus.

Also referred to as "onanism" after the chap you mentioned. Although, interestingly enough, the term also includes any form of masturbation. (Which, in the technical sense, is any form of genital stimulation not involving vaginal intercourse.)

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Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:52 pm

Anything in the Bible proscribing the occaissional "facial" between consenting adults??

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:27 pm

How about making deliveries to the back door salesman? between two consenting adults of course!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:37 pm

so rape is ok? ^-^

Killa-Killa · Post by **Killa-Killa** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:07 pm

Yes. As the bible states "Thein women are for thy pleaasure, men. Enjoy!"
Male genisis, 1:1

KillaKilla ha spoken.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:01 pm

Stop saying that you fart knocker.

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Mon Aug 18, 2003 10:57 pm

He didn't even spell it right.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 1:39 pm

Killa-Killa wrote:Yes. As the bible states "Thein women are for thy pleaasure, men. Enjoy!"
Male genisis, 1:1

KillaKilla ha spoken.

I thought 1:1 was "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth".

The only verse I saw about seed on the ground was don't spill your seed on the ground so that your enemy wil steal it, so I don't think it's referring to semen eh

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:02 pm

Masturbation is fine, if men don't ejaculate their balls get sore.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:21 pm

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:31 pm

Yeah I get one every time your mom bends over!!

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:44 pm

Okay, I'd say that's a pretty good indicator that this topic has out-lived its usefullness.

Yackity-Yack, meet Clickity-Clack.

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