Fallout Tactics preview and interview!

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:22 pm

That's kylie minogue's ass. Check newsfilter.org for the video that ass shot is from.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:29 pm

SuperH wrote:"As for humor? Most of the fun comes from the conversations the player will overhear or engage in with the inhabitants of the wasteland. Raiders complaining that killing is too hard and giving him cramps to Ghouls more interested in their scabs then the ritualistic sacrifice of a poor defenseless human. The humor is dark and just a little twisted."

That's not dark humour! What the fuck!? That's toilet fucking humor, there's nothing dark about picking goddamned scabs! 30 dollars says they have fart jokes too. Fucking sluts! Damn it to hell. The only dark thing in that entire travesty of an answer is the ritualistic sacrifice, and mistah class a cunt licking ass slut cuevas doesn't even realize it.

Ghouls doing ritualistic sacrifices is nearly as retarded as drugged out ghoul suicide bombers. You know the sad part? Fallout Tactics did a better job presenting ghouls correctly than this game will.

It takes a special knack to fuck up the setting worse than FOT did.

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:30 pm

Chucky really shows that interviewer what's what!

It's the blind leading the blind at GamerZone.whatever!

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 8:52 pm

Think the DeathClaws will talk and have fur?

spyder07 · Post by **spyder07** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:17 am

Well they already fucked up the storyline of the BOS so they might as well.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:46 am

I think the best part of the interview is where Chucky Cuevas says the story takes place in North Texas, where some BOS Paladins go to investigate rumors of mutants. How the hell they got a rumor all the way from Texas is unknown, as well as how they get all the way to Texas.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:22 am

Killzig wrote:That guy probably feels like a ginormous <img src="http://www.newsfilter.org/kylie_index.gif"> ass right now.

that's a fucking nice ass, shiet...

satanisgreat · Post by **satanisgreat** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:07 am

iohkus wrote:
Killzig wrote:That guy probably feels like a ginormous <img src="http://www.newsfilter.org/kylie_index.gif"> ass right now.
that's a fucking nice ass, shiet...

That's one of the nicest asses in the world today. You should see the picture of it in the new Rolling Stone (the one with the Olsen twins on the cover...whaaaa) in a swimsuit. Boing. :p

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:18 am

DJ SlamÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¡k wrote:
Killzig wrote:That guy probably feels like a ginormous <img src="http://www.newsfilter.org/kylie_index.gif"> ass right now.
Is that Betty Page?

It's Kylie Minogue.

4too · Post by **4too** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 4:31 am

St._P.

I think the best part of the interview is where Chucky Cuevas says the story takes place in North Texas, where some BOS Paladins go to investigate rumors of mutants. How the hell they got a rumor all the way from Texas is unknown, as well as how they get all the way to Texas.

North Texas, Elara is in northern Texas, maybe Chuck distilled that bit after cooking down his mash of FOT and Elara's attempt to bend gravity
and travel faster than light. The shepherding of Chuck's lust stoked mind (run away thought train) towards a collision of continuity with FO canon. If I have any grasp of the quantum "spin" of this alternate reality.

4too

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 5:24 am

That's a horrible fucking ass.

Evil Natured Robot · Post by **Evil Natured Robot** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 10:48 am

4too is a lyrical prophet.

T-900 · Post by **T-900** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 6:26 pm

...Has Fallout3 been released yet..? No..?...

*Goes back into hibernation*

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:01 pm

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 7:49 pm

I'm not even surprised at all.

99% of all internet review sites don't have slightest fucking microscopic shred of a clue as to what they're talking about.

Seriously. It's amazing how fucking stupid and lazy some of these people are and how little effort they're willing to put into research.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:51 pm

Greg wrote:I'm not even surprised at all.

99% of all internet review sites don't have slightest fucking microscopic shred of a clue as to what they're talking about.

Seriously. It's amazing how fucking stupid and lazy some of these people are and how little effort they're willing to put into research.

Well what's the worst thing that can happen if they fuck something up? They're not going to lose money. Worst-case scenario, they lose their rep and get flamed by a few people in the know. No big deal right? 'Journalistic Integrity,' lewl.

4too · Post by **4too** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 5:44 am

atoga

....Journalistic Integrity,.....

This concept on the long list, or short list of Life's Oxymoron's?

Guess it depends on our congenital coping skills for contradiction.

Spin Doctors need work too, I suppose. So do side show barkers, and pimps. One big HAPPY "service" industry.

4too

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 12:39 pm

Hammer wrote:That's a horrible fucking ass.

Killzig wrote:-- Kylie's nice ass --

No Killy, Hammer prefers this type of ass.

Zetura Dracos · Post by **Zetura Dracos** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 2:39 pm

God, this is quite possibly the funniest thing about Fobos' production. The fact that Chucky dosent even know what's going on either is completely priceless. Those two jack-asses belong together. I also dread the way they refer to Cuevas as the "Producer of Fallout". Most certainly a funny and expected screw-up, Ill never visit that site again.

BlackDog · Post by **BlackDog** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:06 am

Hmm...a totally fucked up review...

...or Kylie Minogue's ass.

*goes for the hot babe with the nice ass*

:oops:

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