MOTHERS AGAINST LARGE VIBRATING TOOLS

Tank · Post by **Tank** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:45 pm

If it isn't a joke, please shoot me.

~Tank

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:26 pm

Can I shoot you anyway?

Trakocian · Post by **Trakocian** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 4:13 pm

I just hate these anti-something-or-other groups; they are interfering with evolution! These idiots are volunteering to eliminate themselves from the gene pool and these groups are against it! These idiots are trying to help humanity! I guess all of these anti-something-or-other groups are also against the health of the genepool.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 4:15 pm

T-900 wrote: Were I them i'd be more worried about facts like: I, Since the age of 13, have carried a two lethal pocket knives, one of which i bought for the Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â£ equivalent of $1.60.

wow you're such a killer. THESE HANDS ARE UN-REGISTERED WEAPONS D00D!

Knives are actually designeed for killing people, lightweight, easily concealed, silent and you don't need to plug them into the goddamn wall. And they are not quite so fascinating to the leetle keedies.

yeah, who'd have thought you could use a knife for cutting or as a lever.

I once accidentally severed both tendons and one nerve in the index finger of my left hand. I couldn't use it for six months, I went through 3 months of physiotherapy to even be able to use it again, and now it is permenantly scarred from tip to palm, and has about a tenth of the strength of the other index finger. I did that with a scalpel blade, less than an inch long, the knife was the size and shape of a pen.

well you're exactly the kind of fucking dumbass why these exist?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:22 pm

Out curiousity......did anyone atleast try clicking the <a href="http://www.allmax.com/MILT/drill_last.html">last page</A>?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:00 am

i can see it now.
gang wars fought with scroll saws and band saws on extension cords.

watch out for the hocake steallin your tv! hes got a cordless drill!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:08 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:i can see it now.
gang wars fought with scroll saws and band saws on extension cords.

I always deluded myself to going to a hardware store if a war or alien invasion ever broke out. Chainsaws and nail guns, hooray!

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:13 am

if it was a retarded invasion force like the aliens from signs all you would need is a hose or a super soaker 3200

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 10:44 pm

If it was a real alien invasion humans would stand a much better chance of winning if everybody had, and was trained in the use of, an assault rifle.

Alphawulf · Post by **Alphawulf** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 3:22 am

"A Los Angeles city councilman has called for an investigation of violence at so-called Internet cafes, a step that could prompt a crackdown on the popular and controversial sites for PC-based games. The investigation of the cybercafes, also known as "PC bangs" or "cybercafes," came after a brawl erupted between rival groups playing in a tournament involving the online combat game "Counter Strike.""

http://www.mavav.org

I'm glad we're investigating a cyber-cafe brawl. That's what tops my list of ways to waste money on unimportant things to apease angry 30-40 year old moms who need to find a hobby.

I also didn't know this, but E3 actually stands for Evil Entertainment Expo

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:27 am

If it was a real alien invasion humans would stand a much better chance of winning if everybody had, and was trained in the use of, an assault rifle.

Or they could just live down the road from me and watch me kick all the invaders back to Cydonia.

Killa-Killa · Post by **Killa-Killa** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:16 am

Funniest thing... ever... direct quote:
"MILT: Chuck, are you there?
Chuck: [static] Yes, I am in the sales office of [unintelligble] Company right now!
MILT: Can you see the sales literature?
Chuck: Yes, control, I see it [static] horrible [static] shocking [static]
TECH: We're losing him.
MILT: Adjust your gain, we're losing you!
Chuck: I'm reading about the unspeakble uses this tool is to be used for. [static] Evidently, it was designed as a hammer and a drill [static]
MILT: Say again- it sounded like you said a hammer AND a drill.
Chuck: That's affirmative, control. In one tool. [static]
MILT: But what possible use--
Chuck: Says here [unintelligible] used for breaking foundations, concrete slabs, sidewalks and driveways [static]
MILT: Surely there must be some sort of license requirement or--
Chuck: Negative, control. Looks [static] just like a big drill. Say, there's one right here!
MILT: Can you see it?
Chuck: [static] Yes, control, I'm picking it up [static}
MILT: Chuck?
MILT: Chuck, can you hear us?
Chuck: It... it... it feels good in my hands, control. Balanced. Why I--
MILT: PUT IT DOWN, CHUCK!
Chuck: I feel like I could go through a WALL with this sucker!
MILT: Chuck. Please put it down and step away--
Chuck: Where the hell is an outlet?
MILT: Think about what you're do--
Chuck: [static] [loud hammering noise] OH YEAH, BABY! 40,000 hammer blows a minute! Look what it's doing to this wall!
MILT: Chuck!
Chuck: [alarms sounding] [ loud hammering noise]
TECH: I show an alarm
MILT: Chuck, you've set off the building alarm- GET OUT NOW!
Chuck: I feel like a GOD! {static] [maniacal laughter]
MILT: CHUCK! CHUCK!
Chuck: [unintelligble] HA HA HA HA HA HA [static] [hammering sounds]"

At this point we lost the signal. We may have lost Chuck. But we're not going to lose the fight to save Americans from the dangers of assault tools.

Rev · Post by **Rev** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 6:41 am

if it was a retarded invasion force like the aliens from signs all you would need is a hose or a super soaker 3200

or a big bladder.

how did we go from MAV to aliens?

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:09 pm

Rev wrote:
if it was a retarded invasion force like the aliens from signs all you would need is a hose or a super soaker 3200
or a big bladder.

how did we go from MAV to aliens?

They go hand-in-hand, fool.