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A cry for help

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I need help learning Java. If anyone (seriously) wants to help, PM me, then I'll pm OTB or Lark and delete this post.
EzekielLyne (8:34:01 PM): would you be the one they make fun of?
EzekielLyne (8:34:31 PM): like "This here is John, the retarded gamer, he enjoys madden 2005, and grand theft auto
EzekielLyne (8:35:02 PM): and he is eagerly expecting the arrival of the next Lara Croft game
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Post by Franz Schubert »

I'll post this here in case other people want to learn java.

Sam's Teach Yourself Java 2 in 21 Days

You can get the book for about $10 bucks if you buy it from used & new. I find Sams to be the best among these types of books. The Complete Idiot's Guides are good also, though.
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Post by atoga »

My dad has like 50 java books, but I'm afraid I don't know anything about it. :sobstory:
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Post by Jack_Deth »

Java or Javascript?

Asked cause maybe you don't know the different :P
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Post by JohnPnP »

Thanks, phunny, java, yes i know the difference.
EzekielLyne (8:34:01 PM): would you be the one they make fun of?
EzekielLyne (8:34:31 PM): like "This here is John, the retarded gamer, he enjoys madden 2005, and grand theft auto
EzekielLyne (8:35:02 PM): and he is eagerly expecting the arrival of the next Lara Croft game
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Post by Hammer »

Instead of sitting on your ass trying to learn Java perhaps you should try doing some Cardio, what do you think about that you fat fuck?
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Post by ExtremeDrinker »

MWAH HAA HAA HAA...You kill me, Hammer. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Anyhow, on to Java....Check out USENET...People post Java books in the a.b.ebooks.technical all the damned time.
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Re: A cry for help

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JohnPnP wrote:then I'll pm OTB or Lark and delete this post.
I feel soooo unloved :cry:
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SOMEONE'S GETTING A SPANKIE!
Hello New Jersey
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lol
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Hammer wrote:Instead of sitting on your ass trying to learn Java perhaps you should try doing some Cardio, what do you think about that you fat fuck?
Ahahaha. Thats the first time i've ever laughed at something posted on a forum. Do you happen to know a certain Bad Ass from N64 Gamer, Hammer, because he was a lot like you, not that your hardcore or anything, you wimp.
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Post by Megatron »

meh, you're the one asking people to join the navy.
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Syko wrote:
Hammer wrote:Instead of sitting on your ass trying to learn Java perhaps you should try doing some Cardio, what do you think about that you fat fuck?
Ahahaha. Thats the first time i've ever laughed at something posted on a forum. Do you happen to know a certain Bad Ass from N64 Gamer, Hammer, because he was a lot like you, not that your hardcore or anything, you wimp.
An N64 player? Bad ass? Bullshit.
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Post by Doyle »

Slave_Master wrote:An N64 player? Bad ass? Bullshit.
You know, Nintendo actually... Eh, it's not even worth it. Believe what you will, the differences between the consoles are virtually academic.
Literacy is overated.
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Doyle wrote:
Slave_Master wrote:An N64 player? Bad ass? Bullshit.
You know, Nintendo actually... Eh, it's not even worth it. Believe what you will, the differences between the consoles are virtually academic.
Actually, I did kind of like the N64 itself. Too bad there weren't any good games for it. That can be said for any console, though. The only good PS2 game I've played so far is GTA Vice City, and its quality is rather arguable.
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Post by Jawz II »

what a magnificient group of buttmolesters :)
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Post by iohkus »

LOL!
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Post by Slave_Master »

Jawz II wrote:what a magnificient group of buttmolesters :)
Before you run off to have your ass spelunked by a large Hispanic drug dealer, I will say that you are only displeased that you are on the recieving end of said 'buttmolesting'.
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