Throw Those Spoons Away...

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:12 am

Mad Max RW wrote:I watched these things for real. The first shows some dude flipping around like an idiot between dogs or something. The other is targeting fans of Pamela Anderson's Barbed Wire movie. It even ends with the line "better than sex!" and some shit like that with a constant view of thongs and tits.

Yeah the whole world destructed itself!!! Lets fuck whores and porn stars man!!!

(God this is fuckin pathetic)

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k · Post by **DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 12:28 pm

avenger69ie wrote:multiplayer too!

Not really. It's more like when someone goes out of sync in an FPS and you proceed to fire away at the helpless player model that's left after him.

Anyway, if this is really better than sex, I wish to remain a virgin forever. (Doing good so far...)

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:03 pm

I still havent watched em, maybe I actually shouldn't.
I'm feeling masochist tho.

Human Shield · Post by **Human Shield** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 9:49 pm

Gameplay had annoying dodging every second.

Fight the firegiants with your +1 magic mace, oh I mean "mutants" with a plasma something.

And kill the cute lab mice.

And the big crab thing....

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:21 pm

The mace in pic #1 is sparkling some kinda magic dust. How dumb is that.

chrisbeddoes · Post by **chrisbeddoes** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:18 pm

atoga wrote:The mace in pic #1 is sparkling some kinda magic dust. How dumb is that.

it uis daz wonterfulez sppelaz pourticlez effeckz !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No pos game can be complete without it.

Oh my god i actually saw it !!!!!

What a piece of shit !!!!!

Soime dialogue

"YOU CAN BE MY BITCH ."

BRAVO CHUCK !"!!!!

ThATZ DAZ ORIGINAL FALLZOUT SpRIRITZ !!!

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:25 pm

Interplay should go from making games to playing basketball in the NBA. They'd have better odds of getting <b>SLAM DUNK</b>s once in a while.

chrisbeddoes · Post by **chrisbeddoes** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:57 pm

SEX+VIOLENCE+Raped_Fallout_series

BIG MONIES FOR INTERPLAY ?

I think NOT.

Wait until this POS gets released .

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 12:57 am

atoga wrote:The mace in pic #1 is sparkling some kinda magic dust. How dumb is that.

One of the melee items in the gameplay video is.. BURNING GLOVES, which basically allows you to punch things and set them on fire. That tops the SPARKLY MACE in terms of all around stupid shit, IMHO.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:03 am

Saint_Proverbius wrote: One of the melee items in the gameplay video is.. BURNING GLOVES, which basically allows you to punch things and set them on fire. That tops the SPARKLY MACE in terms of all around stupid shit, IMHO.

Whats somewhat odd about the Burning Gloves is that in the trailer, they appear to ALWAYS be on fire, even when you take them from your inventory...then again, with this games take on realism and such thats acceptable.

Rice-Rocketeer · Post by **Rice-Rocketeer** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:48 am

Holy shit. FBOS *IS* a Fallout travesty.

I was thinking there might have been a chance for it to kind of fit in to Fallout, but...eh...

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Oct 10, 2003 1:31 pm

They should cal lit Falloutos : Immigrant Brothahood

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sat Oct 11, 2003 2:23 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:Whats somewhat odd about the Burning Gloves is that in the trailer, they appear to ALWAYS be on fire, even when you take them from your inventory...then again, with this games take on realism and such thats acceptable.

The concept is fairly odd as well. How would you make something like Burning Gloves? Why would you make something like that? How the hell would you put them on and take them off if they're always on fire?

Things like this are okay in a fantasy setting, where the way magic works can explain away these details, but we're not talking about a fantasy setting game here. We're talking about a game that's supposed to be set in Fallout's retro-future, pulp sci-fi setting. In such a setting, when you touch fire, you get burned - no matter who you are.

Kreegle · Post by **Kreegle** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:54 am

Saint_Proverbius wrote:The concept is fairly odd as well. How would you make something like Burning Gloves? Why would you make something like that?

You'd make them with patience and tender loving care... so that your morning coffee doesn't get cold too quickly. Interplay = Innovators!

Ooe · Post by **Ooe** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:27 pm

Grimnar wrote:Im gonna download these and pump up my hatred for it, so that when it is released i will be forced to set every copy in Sweden on fire.

Do your part. Contribute

Heck, Ill bring the flamethrower if you bring the fuel. Lets put out that fire with gasoline!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:38 pm

FIGHT FIRE WHIT FIRE N00B

Ozrat · Post by **Ozrat** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:12 am

Are you guys friggin' blind? At 00:29 of the second trailer it says "No Mutants Allowed" in the background! Blasphemy!

Can you say lawsuit?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:18 am

Ozrat wrote:Can you say lawsuit?

No. No I can't.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:23 am

It doesn't really roll off the tongue....

Um.. yeah. Now I have to try and not give into the urge of giving the Mace +1 reconition.

Ozrat · Post by **Ozrat** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 5:04 am

Okay, if it's not fair grounds for a law suit that www.nma-fallout.com can claim, then it's at least an obvious insult to the Fallout fan community at large.

Honestly, putting such a respected name in such a sad piece of shit...

Is it possible that Interplay has decided that the current situation can't get any worse so it's going to go down as hard as possible? Why else would they dis us so freely?