This Just In: Fallout Sucks!

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:39 pm

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<html><body>Zack Parsons of <A HREF=http://www.somethingawful.com/ target=_blank>Something Awful</A> is having fun talking shit about random games, and it just so happens Fallout is the very first one on their list. Here’s the love:<blockquote>You mean "being shot in the back" simulator? That's a wonderful game! Nothing quite like picking up a couple NPCs to empty entire clips into your back. Hey professor trajectory, when I'm punching a supermutant in the face how about not shooting your goddamn minigun into my spine. Also I absolutely loved the voice acting in this game. The cast reads like a who's-who of out of work Z grade TV actors. The plot was a photocopy of the script to some Roger Korman movie that combined zombies with the apocalypse and for some reason Internet fanboys think it's the hottest shit since they learned how to dress themselves (yesterday).</blockquote>If you for some crazy reason believe Fallout doesn’t suck, then by all means <A HREF=mailto:zackparsons@somethingawful.com>email Zack Parsons</A>. Thanks to Megatron.</body></html>

ghosttown · Post by **ghosttown** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:56 pm

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Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:00 am

Dude, I know it's a goof. I'm just dying to see if anybody plays into it and emails him. He left his address for a reason. Sometimes it's fun to play along.

ghosttown · Post by **ghosttown** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:43 am

works for me. the truth media site could use an update anyway. earlyer post deleted.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:25 am

Damn right! Fallout is also a worst football simulators I've seen in years.

I do agree with Half-Life nomination though.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 2:00 am

I couldn't stop laughing my ass off when I read his comments on PS:T. I might be reluctent, but he's right on the money!

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 2:18 am

Short but funny

Ooe · Post by **Ooe** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:52 am

In dont like people who makes fun of good games...

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 10:03 am

"Wer'e so cool cause we are making fun on a game people like but without really doing it, and they will get pissed off because theyr'e idiots"

So Fun3ey. I'm off to spend ten dollars on a membership card.

Something Awufel sucks.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:42 am

Well, I can respect the fact that guy doesn't have a life so he makes up fictionate stories how his imaginary friends shoot him in the back with miniguns.

You better get away as far as possible from such a sinking ship.

Syreen · Post by **Syreen** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:29 pm

S-A-R-C-A-S-M

Yes, I know some of you are infidels from America, but surely SOME of the readers of this site come from civilised countries and can understand the concepts. Or maybe not.

(Hint: The above paragraph is also sarcastic)

I'd point out two things about SA, as well. Firstly, they occasionaly have a great article, and secondly their forums keep a LOT of morons well away from the rest of the web in their own l33t pay-for-entry club. (I'd also note that certain people who make a lot of cash off them are not as stupid as they look)

As a note, I like the entry on X-Com in that same article. Because it's dead accurate on what happens on difficulty 5

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:49 pm

Zack Parsons is megatron

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:15 pm

yea im so

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:37 pm

Silver wrote:Well, I can respect the fact that guy doesn't have a life so he makes up fictionate stories how his imaginary friends shoot him in the back with miniguns.

You better get away as far as possible from such a sinking ship.

Grow a sense of humour, bruva. You're exactly the kind of sucker SA thrives on.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:18 pm

hehehe... i learned how to dress myself three days ago, so there!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:59 pm

Killzig wrote:hehehe... i learned how to dress myself three days ago, so there! :P

ZING! You hear that mr. Parsons? That's the sound of PWNAGE!
...

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 10:04 pm

Spazmo wrote:Grow a sense of humour, bruva. You're exactly the kind of sucker SA thrives on.

Aha. So SA thrives on me yet I have never seen the retarded site or the artice.

And the subject is so funny, I am really laughing my ass off.

Fucking nerds - And you figure out which ones I mean.

PipBoy2k · Post by **PipBoy2k** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 10:04 pm

hahHHah

Briosafreak · Post by **Briosafreak** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 10:49 pm

They already have the mails to mock on the forums. The majority were from enraged Fallout fans, they just read the front page of DAC and not the comments

I`ll post some tidbits tomorrow if you want to see them.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 5:32 am

i sent him a death threat 4 fun!!!! Dont one ever disses Fallout even if it's a joke.