Matrix: Revolutions SPOILERS RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DEATH

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:16 am

Train Man == Gyrocaptain (Road Warrior, please.)

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:30 am

that wasn't the gyro captain was it?

hmm...maybe it was

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 7:56 am

Hammer wrote:A crappy ending to a crappy Trilogy

Best review so far.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 8:00 am

I just don't fucking get what the big deal with The Matrix is, to me its geared towards a bunch of pre-teen action lemmings who think Akimbo guns are the best feature in movies.

Also the casting for characters was stupid, only good one is Laurence Fishburne, I like him because he was in Event Horizon, a better Science Fiction move then the Matrix by far. Let's be serious here folks, it's a movie about super nerds doing things nerds in real life dream about being able to do.

When nerds see the Matrix and Keanu Reeves they say "OMG KEWL WE HAS A HERO NOW!" I see "Bill and Ted's most exellent adventures" and I equate that with shit.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 8:08 am

Hammer wrote:Also the casting for characters was stupid, only good one is Laurence Fishburne, I like him because he was in Event Horizon, a better Science Fiction move then the Matrix by far. Let's be serious here folks, it's a movie about super nerds doing things nerds in real life dream about being able to do.

I remember Event Horizon--most people didn't like it but I thought it was pretty good. Lots of gore and crazy people.

When nerds see the Matrix and Keanu Reeves they say "OMG KEWL WE HAS A HERO NOW!" I see "Bill and Ted's most exellent adventures" and I equate that with shit.

The last emotion Keanu Reeves conveyed properly was confusion. He's been doing that same emotion for the last twenty years. I thought that the technology involved in the Matrix was pretty well done (all the FX and crap weren't bad), but it had a mediocre plot (that went steadily downhill) coupled with the worst set of actors since Who's the Boss. And any characters who seemed even moderately interesting had tiny parts, got killed, or both. Plus, a lot of the KUNG-FOO ACHSUN was sloppy and slow.

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 8:10 am

The only reason the Matrix movies made as much money and went as far was because there are some people, that for some reason have a hard on for The Matrix. No matter how bad the movies are they will continue to pump their money into watching these movies. And as for Keanu Reeves, he is by far the worse actor in Hollywood.

Bridgeburner · Post by **Bridgeburner** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:21 pm

i'm gonna get me one of them APU's for christmas

and gyrocaptain was cool. how tall is that dude anyway?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:30 pm

i heard the last fight was a cut and pasted scene from DBZ which makes the series ub3r shit.
the first movie was the only good one, the second one was pointless and the third will inevitably be shit.

if you can control every aspect of the matrix what the hell is such a challenge?

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Nov 09, 2003 8:04 pm

Kill Bill> All 3 Matrix combined

Funny thing is Kill Bill had no cgi either, owned?

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:18 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Kill Bill> All 3 Matrix combined

Funny thing is Kill Bill had no cgi either, owned?

Kill Bill was a great movie, its the only trilogy that isnt going to suck.

KB3ll · Post by **KB3ll** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:48 am

I think that Matrix 1 Owned and the other 2 sucked major B@llz

Oh, and Kill Bill sucked aswell

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:53 am

Well, you're wrong.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:03 am

KB3ll wrote:I think that Matrix 1 Owned and the other 2 sucked major B@llz

Oh, and Kill Bill sucked aswell

you are an SDF so you can fuck off.
Kill Bill was the best movie ive seen in a long time.

KB3ll · Post by **KB3ll** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:08 am

wow, so much emotion over a movie....Kill Bill still sucked

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:36 am

Ok, I saw Revolutions. I will admit, I was disappointed by the ending. I could sit through the movie again, and I will be getting it when it comes out on video, but I know they could've done a lot better.

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:59 am

I wish they would have come up with a better ending, the fight and battle scenes were great but the ending just wasnt good.

And just to say this for a second time, Kill Bill was one of the greatest movies.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:02 am

Kill Bill was ++

Matrix was ok, like I said, Neo didn't fight the gyrocaptain so that was sucky. God it would have been so sweet if he did. And he should have moved matrix stile irl too. I mean shit, that was so obvious, I saw that coming from the first one but NO he just.... didn't? LET
DOWN

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:34 am

I saw no bullet time. There has to be bullet time in the Matrix, or else it is not really the Matrix, but an imposter.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 6:04 pm

I went to the movie not expecting a well developed plot and cast of characters, but action and special effects. I was still very disappointed, so all you "LOL YOU SUCK IF YOU WENT TO MOVIE TO SEE A PLOT" morons can eat shit and die.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:02 am

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