Wouldn't it be cool to get your own Power Armor?

Artzone · Post by **Artzone** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:28 am

I can allmost see some historical reference in Fallout timeline relating to this "prototype": http://www.time.com/time/2003/invention ... rsuit.html

The Power Assist Suit, yeah! I'll bet that in sixty years we all can get own "Power Armor"

Chris(is evil) · Post by **Chris(is evil)** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:31 am

It wouldn't do me much good in 60 years time

unless they have slowed down the ageing process

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:34 am

Still though having power armor in general would be sweet, even if i was in my 80s when its out.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:36 am

It will be very useful if your still alive, it will help you walk, lift stuff and who knows it might help you hump some robochick.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:49 am

Yea, power assist suits would be nice when im old, weak and grey. I dont really need it that much, in daily life anyway, now that im syoung and strong hehe. Id like to try one now though, just for kicks.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:24 am

I'd strap miniguns to each arm and fly around, occasionaly transforming into a gun or tank and blowing up trucks and other gay autobots.

Nordic Avenger · Post by **Nordic Avenger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:26 am

I'd get one just for the hell of it.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:34 am

Well since the Japanese are making this, I have a few recommendations:

First the woman's, shall we say suggestive areas of flesh, are uncovered (aside of clothes) and unarmored. This makes her prone to a tentacle attack that could easily rip off her clothes.

Second, the wiring to the rear is exposed; a demon could easily tear the hydrolics from her back and sexually assault her.

Thirdly, she lacks any sort of weaponary. This leaves her vulnerable to horny japanese Hentai-loving teenagers who could possibly gang-assault her.

So in conclusion, this type of mechanism is useful in most countries such as the US, UK, and most of Europe. However, it clearly needs more modifications to survive the Japanese territory.

Nordic Avenger · Post by **Nordic Avenger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:01 am

Especially for $15,000.

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:39 am

$15,000, who needs a car, when you could have your own power armor

Nordic Avenger · Post by **Nordic Avenger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:53 am

Yeah, you're right; especially after reading all the specs and finding out it uses "air" to give you "strength". Gotta hand it to the Asians, they always find someway to take perfectly ordinary things and turn them into crazy strength and energy boosters. Ginseng; who knew!?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:25 am

Negadas wrote:$15,000, who needs a car, when you could have your own power armor

You won't say that when you realize you're walking at about 3 miles per hour in that thing and need to go to walmart to buy batteries for it.

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:19 am

My car now will last at least 60 years, no problem...

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:26 am

I didn't read the article yet because I would rather let my imagination define the prototype power armor. I want a suit with hydraulic "legs" that lets me run across deserts like the big green guy in The Hulk.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:41 am

Franz_Schubert wrote:I didn't read the article yet because I would rather let my imagination define the prototype power armor. I want a suit with hydraulic "legs" that lets me run across deserts like the big green guy in The Hulk.

Haha. Yea. That big green guy.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:47 am

Didn't you ever see that movie?? There was a big fuggin green guy! Though iirc, he wasn't green all the time or something, it was a hella complicated movie, I don't quite remember the details. I do, however, remember that Jennifer Connelly is hot.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 2:32 pm

Was she green too?

Nordic Avenger · Post by **Nordic Avenger** » Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:18 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:Was she green too?