Your son might be a HACKER!!!

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:27 pm

http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001 ... .2147.html

This is fucking hilarious

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:40 pm

holy shit, that article is classic.

One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution.

and it isnt because AoL is a useless piece of nazi shit provider?
any "hacker" can bypass something as easy as an aol child filter.
silly retarded parents. my parents ask me to get them hacked stuff all the time.

EDIT: haha

"Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

HOLY SHIT NO BONZI BUDDY

EDIT2:

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.

holy christ this guy is a moron. my AMD is twice the comp any intel scum can ever hope to be.

Sad thing is if this is a real article, parents would nazi their kids.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:51 pm

its just a joke, methinks?

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:52 pm

Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.

i know i "trained" myself to use various firearms by playing quake. i have seen the err of my ways. we need better rail gun and rocket launcher legislation.

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

then he might be becoming a teenager you dipshit.

Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors.

you should see the comments pages.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:53 pm

i almost died from the l33t hacker software being bonzi buddy.

EDIT: look at the soviet hacker link.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:07 pm

OH MY SWEET JESUS! This is so horribly, horribly old!

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:23 pm

Spazmo wrote:OH MY SWEET JESUS! This is so horribly, horribly old!

Oh sorry i dont check every humour site everyday!

did it occur to you that it might not be old to some of us?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:31 pm

Doesn't matter. You're still funneh nublets. Especially since this isn't oh-I-saw-that-last-week-you-suck-old, it's (very) roughly TWO YEARS old.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:33 pm

This one time, I saw a movie that was made in the 80's, and - GASP - I laughed at it.

:roll:

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:35 pm

That story is really funny. Thats the first time ive ever seen that too.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:47 pm

Spazmo wrote:Doesn't matter. You're still funneh nublets. Especially since this isn't oh-I-saw-that-last-week-you-suck-old, it's (very) roughly TWO YEARS old.

Oh yeah, so youve seen eveything interesting thats been published on the entire internet for the last 2 years?

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:55 pm

This has got to be a joke, I mean come on, AMD having a sweat shot and not being sold in stores?

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:00 am

Look at the other stuff he's written. He's either put a hell of a lot of time into this prank or it's real. I'm thinking it's the latter.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:07 am

It's got to be fake, look where the link for "trigger-locks" takes you -

http://www.jpfo.org/triggerlocks.htm

I sure hope that's not real :-!

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:18 am

Yeah but http://adequacy.org/public/users/720/index.html

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:32 am

and that "my children aren't going to college" thing has a link to
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
I hope it's not real

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 10:08 am

If it's true, this guy's life is a joke.

That landoverbaptist is almost funny it's so wrong. Jesus Christ ate with prositutes and tax collectors. It has to be a joke. These people make Jesus look bad.
This website was made by an atheist. I'm positive.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 4:24 pm

Jesus wasn't perfect fool.

And what's wrong with being atheist?

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:43 pm

Spazmo wrote:OH MY SWEET JESUS! This is so horribly, horribly old!

How much per hour do you and Ghetto Goose make replying to every topic with "OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!", anyway? It sounds like a sweet deal, I need to get in on it.

Ozrat · Post by **Ozrat** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 5:48 pm

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers.

Last, but not least...

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

There's a link in this paragraph that goes here.

This has GOT to be a joke.