Death and Rememberance

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:06 am

Mad Max RW wrote:I'd rather suddenly disappear without a trace. That way you animals can't rape my dead body.

I guess we'll have to get all the rapin' done while you're still breathing.

Personally, I'd like to go out experiencing a strong emotion. I don't want to just waste away, but if I do go I want to be screaming rage or elated about something or other. Afterwards...well, I always went for The Big Lebowski death (have someone transport my ashes in a coffee can to a mountain and then scattered) but a funeral pyre would be cooler kekekekeke ^_^;;;

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:12 am

i wanna go out lying on the ground with three gunshot wounds from a .38, with my empty 1911 next to me and my partner withering in pain a few inches away while the father of the surrogate mother i kidnapped loads bags of money totaling 15 million dollars into an ambulance.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:15 am

I'd like to be ready for it. Mabye falling from a high place, dying in a fight or just not dying. So long as it'd be something good and I get to say a one-liner.

As for my funeral I'd like a huge parade through the streets as my body with robot skeleton waves from an open casket then shot out of a cannon. At someone.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 3:22 am

I'd like to die from falling down one step and breaking my neck and dying.

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 3:27 am

I want to be shot in the head while running from a huge explsion and there also has to be bullets going all around me. Thats my dream death.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:42 am

To die in ones sleep without pain and be remembered as a wise and kind old man. ThatÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s a lot of work I still have ahead of me so I can not die any time soon.

Burial mound with bagpipes is the way to go.

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:40 am

Being run over by a black Porsche coming outta nowhere while I'm on my bike would be nice, preferably while I'm old, rich and staring at a really nice pair of boobs.

Funerals are for the living, so it's for them to decide. But it would be nice if they decided to burn me up and scatter my ashes at the Atlantic Coast.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:47 am

i want to die in a bang of euphoria

i forgot who exactly but i'm sure some cultures, past and present, practice euphoric deaths with super cocktails of fun mind altering hallucigenics, pain killers and other kewl stuff

usually for those very sick who are in pain, they die smiling, no better way i think

and funerals are a fucking waste of money, instead of spending money to grieve, spend money to fucking celebrate, you fucking retards

cremate me and use the ashes to make soap or something to wash your face with in the morning, all in all the dead become part of the world again and in a way everyone is reincarnated when they die

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:31 pm

I think anyone narcissistic -and im a firm believer that we all are- would want to die in a blaze of glory, being assimilated into culture n stuff.

Jawz II · Post by **Jawz II** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:23 pm

those suicide vests sound like fun,thats how id like to go

take a whole buncha motherlovers with me and go with a big boom in big style

i wish there were nuclear suicide vests,then i would definetly sign up

either that or dying peacefully in sleep,in that case,on my funeral everybody i know would be invited,and there would lotsa food

after dinner they would be told that the big steaks they all had for dinner was me,like my ass or sumthin

Brother None · Post by **Brother None** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 2:17 pm

To die: who cares? I like the whole "old-man-dies-with-trusty-dog-at-his-feet-and-good-book-in-hands", but it's not that important. I wouldn't like being tortured to death, I guess, but the rest works.

To be remembered: yeah right. Like Castro said: "I care not for fame. Human history won't be kept forever. Human beings won't be around forever. One day the sun will go out. So what's the point of fame?"

Use me as fertilizer. It works.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 2:54 pm

Personal merit will eventually dissolve into oblivion. But isn't it intrigueing to be remembered by just two generations.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 3:04 pm

I hope when I'm dead Terminitor will come steal my coffin and fend off the police with it on his shoulder and big mothagun.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 5:56 pm

lol, more gun related deaths than i had anticipated, and one more for the funeral pyre, besides me. heheh glad i'm not on my own with that one

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:54 pm

How about a gun related funeral?
Your body cremated and the ashed loaded in buckshot shells to be shooted during the funeral!

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:38 pm

lol much better

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:48 pm

That sounds good. kill people with my ashes and bones.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:52 pm

I'd donate parts of my body, but still want an open-coffin funeral. That way it'll be more terrible and people will remember me more.

FACIAL!

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 4:10 am

Having an open coffin funeral after youve been shot in the head....

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:24 am

trythebill wrote:i wanna go out lying on the ground with three gunshot wounds from a .38, with my empty 1911 next to me and my partner withering in pain a few inches away while the father of the surrogate mother i kidnapped loads bags of money totaling 15 million dollars into an ambulance.

Heh. I liked that movie, too, although in that situation I'd probably end up being the guy that takes a load of buckshot to the crotch.