Surfing Long Distance

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:32 am

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 12:59 pm

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 1:10 pm

lewl I think it's funny. That's one dumb dad. Hope his son beats him up for being a dyke.

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:52 pm

haha thats a funny conversation, that person is dumb.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:53 pm

Extremely old

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 2:54 pm

Again, this one time I laughed at a movie that was made in the 80's. I'm pretty sure that's older. So stfu please, if you're like "oh that's old on teh interweb" you're just being a jerk so, ya.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:53 pm

Haha

Actually, like 5 years ago, my parents rented a house near the ocean, and I was connecting to a dial-up internet connection, and it was long distance. I've been soooo dead, and I had to payback this 350$ phone bill, and it's pretty hard at 15 years old.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:10 pm

bash.org sucks dude, but whatever makes you cum your pants, eh?

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:51 pm

look im laughing

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:16 pm

atoga wrote:bash.org sucks dude, but whatever makes you cum your pants, eh?

Yeah let's play PnP (the interesting way, your way) instead! MAKE MY CUM GO LOL

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:34 pm

atoga wrote:bash.org sucks dude, but whatever makes you cum your pants, eh?

i don't know, i find it funnier than the DAC irc logs

Ozrat · Post by **Ozrat** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:33 pm

It was good for a chuckle...

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:48 am

That looks like bs.
There's no self respecting adult that types like that. That slang is limited only to 13 and 14 year olds that use AOL.
If it was older it would make more sense, because back then people didn't know as much about the internet. Now that it's been around for a while more people know more about it.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:52 am

iohkus wrote:i don't know, i find it funnier than the DAC irc logs

That's because it's not very funny when goose is around

WHOD HAVE THOT THAT!

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:53 am

Goose had funny, but then he PAWNED IT.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 12:03 pm

frank: can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare: first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
knightmare: ...

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

Blitz: Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
J0E: ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
Blitz: it wont
J0E: omfg, its deleting!
Blitz: no, its scanning
J0E: it says deleting
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AndrewLB_in_Chise: My mom saw me walking downstairs to the comp room with a box of kleenex and she just gave me this look. -.- I've never felt so dirty in my life...

kyourek: There was a 23% drop in temperature.
nappyjallapy: That's almost 25%!
kyourek: ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.