Death and Rememberance

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:47 am

I'm gonna have a massive tomb built for me, a mausoleum so great that people will wonder in awe.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:30 am

Tell me what movie. kthx.

About bringing vigilante justice. Hmm.. I'm not telling you where I heard this, but I'll tell you I didn't come up with it myself. It makes a great deal of sense to me.

1. Use a sniper rifle. Preferably a cheap one, because you are going to melt it down after you are done. I'm no gun expert, but I know that it'll probably shoot off a shell casing, so try and get one that doesn't have those pesky things. Better to keep the cops off you.
(Can some of the gun guys tell me something about this? I hear that the cops can trace somehow what gun the bullet came from. It sure would be nicer if the shooter didn't have to melt the gun. Maybe shoot a few rounds to change the threading in the rifle?)

2. Don't brag about it to anybody. This is a completely different part of your life. Be a good actor. Live the normal life. Then at night, don your costume and impose justice, Punisher style. If you are stupid enough to tell someone or be seen, you deserve to get caught.

3. Don't worry too much. If you are picking the right targets the cops might not be too eager to find you anytime soon. Look how long that Green River serial killer got off. Gary Ridgeway. (What's up with all these Washington serial killers? Must be the water.) You'll want to do some research. Make sure you are actually bringing justice, and not killing innocents. Killing innocents will only make the cops look for you harder. Especially if you kill someone they hate and can't catch. I'm guessing you'll have to worry about other criminals, won't you? I haven't figured this out yet. Maybe if you just have absolutely no criminal connections and keep moving, keep moving you might be fine. You'll probably get a nice bounty on your head, so if you feel like they are getting close, either turn yourself in (not recommended) or go down in a blaze of glory.

I don't see what's so bad about getting killed by a sniper shot to the skull. I mean, if they are a good shot and hit me right in the head, I'd be dead before I even knew it. What would suck more is if that teenage sniper shot me in the stomach. His name Malvo or something?

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:38 am

Radoteur wrote:Tell me what movie. kthx.

The Way of the Gun. It has Benicio Del Toro, James Caan and others.

1. Use a sniper rifle. Preferably a cheap one, because you are going to melt it down after you are done. I'm no gun expert, but I know that it'll probably shoot off a shell casing, so try and get one that doesn't have those pesky things. Better to keep the cops off you.
(Can some of the gun guys tell me something about this? I hear that the cops can trace somehow what gun the bullet came from. It sure would be nicer if the shooter didn't have to melt the gun. Maybe shoot a few rounds to change the threading in the rifle?)

One option is to get a cheap military surplus bolt-action via private transfer. There are thousands of these around, and the private transfer may well make the sale untraceable. You could get a Mosin-Nagant 91/30 for around $100, put a couple hundred dollars worth of scope on it, and you could be making 4-500 yard shots with reasonable accuracy. Uhh... Not that I advocate that sort of thing.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:17 pm

I'd prefer just driving around in my deathmobile and going on a rampage. Probably do that if I'm bored and old.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:52 pm

I'd kill Kashluk before my dying breath.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:07 pm

Megatron wrote:I'd prefer just driving around in my deathmobile and going on a rampage. Probably do that if I'm bored and old.

i want to drive a hearse, imagine stopping at a light with old women in cars in the other lanes around you, i'd turn my head and calmly tell them "you're next grandma" pwnd.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:12 pm

After raping my puppy, I guess.

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I have no real wishes for the way I die, except that I don't want it to be in vain. I mean being hit by a random bus or something like that just sucks, I could imagine people laughing at my grave and saying "Shit happens, yo."

Maybe dying in a (defending) fight or just simply sleeping away? I dunno. The thing that matters to me, is that people remember me after I'm gone.

Hitler, for example, was a fucked up guy and hated by millions - he propably burns in hell right now. But is there a single person in the western world that hadn't heard of him? There are people who worship him and even people who try to forget about him but are not able to.

I wouldn't like to be remembered as a bad guy, but I'd like to do something great before I die so generations after me could read my name and see my picture in their history books.

Yeah, it's way too ambitious, but a man can always dream eh?

Edit: Oh, and about my funeral... Playing Misfits - "Hate the living, Love the dead" and random black metal on the background while they ditch my coffin to the pit is a must.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:16 pm

When I'm dead I want people to think about me and say "Damn that guy owed me a lot of money."

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 12:52 am

I'll most likely die by suicide, but I dont want it just to be a plain one I would make it one people would remeber for a long time. I would kill myself in some extreme way, like swallow burning hot coals like that person in history did.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:10 am

Kashluk wrote:Edit: Oh, and about my funeral... Playing Misfits - "Hate the living, Love the dead" and random black metal on the background while they ditch my coffin to the pit is a must.

LAOL I KNO PLAY DEATH METAL GET IT BECUZ YOUR DED!!!111oneone

Negadas · Post by **Negadas** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:02 am

The ulimate funeral:

It would start off with the coffin in the back of a station wagon ramping over the Grand Canyon through rings of fire, then half way across the car would explode sending pieces of the flaming car and of the dead body hurdleing towards the crowd who would be standing on both sides of the canyon.