Michael Jackson and Little Boys

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:03 pm

Uh, money is money but I wouldn't let my dignity go that easily (not to mention my virgin rectum).

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:08 pm

Kashluk wrote:Uh, money is money but I wouldn't let my dignity go that easily (not to mention my virgin rectum).

I dont believe you.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:15 pm

Depends on several things

1) how much money?
2) how secret ie. will I get my face on paper?
3) how bad ie. am I going to find an elephant up my ass or is he just going to twinkle with my weener?

if (condition1 >= 25 000 000 $ && condition2 == very secret && condition3 < penisplay) {

System.out.println("HELL YEAH I WOULD");
}

else {

System.out.println("NO WAY, JOSE");
}

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:23 pm

Kashluk wrote:Depends on several things

1) how much money?
2) how secret ie. will I get my face on paper?
3) how bad ie. am I going to find an elephant up my ass or is he just going to twinkle with my weener?

if (condition1 >= 25 000 000 $ && condition2 == very secret && condition3 < penisplay) {

System.out.println("HELL YEAH I WOULD");
}

else {

System.out.println("NO WAY, JOSE");
}

Yah ok. If everyone, in like, my country would know about it.. I might have second thoughts. But were talking above 2 million dollars here.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:30 pm

1 million there, 2 million here... Money comes and goes but there are some things that are more important in my opinion. Like an untached anus for example.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:45 pm

Kashluk wrote:1 million there, 2 million here... Money comes and goes but there are some things that are more important in my opinion. Like an untached anus for example.

2 Million dollars doesnt just come and go! Crist. If you moderate yourself you can live the rest of your life without ever going to work again.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 9:08 pm

Yea, spitting to the ceiling and wondering how nice it felt to have MJ up my ass.

Get real!

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sat Nov 22, 2003 9:23 pm

Kashluk wrote:Depends on several things

1) how much money?
2) how secret ie. will I get my face on paper?
3) how bad ie. am I going to find an elephant up my ass or is he just going to twinkle with my weener?

if (condition1 >= 25 000 000 $ && condition2 == very secret && condition3 < penisplay) {

System.out.println("HELL YEAH I WOULD");
}

else {

System.out.println("NO WAY, JOSE");
}

you obviously planned this long before posting in this thread.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 9:25 pm

Something like 20 seconds.

I'm high on Java.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 9:53 pm

You could buy a virgin rectum for that amount of money anyways. I would let him rape me for free just for the enjoyment of it.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 11:46 pm

he'd probably just start crying anyway. I bet he'd rather some kid fuck him up the ass too, he seems that kind of guy.

Would you fuck him up the ass for a million?

Nightkin244 · Post by **Nightkin244** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:47 am

Why did Micheal Jackson go to K-mart?

he heard boy's pants were half off.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:56 am

Megatron wrote:Would you fuck him up the ass for a million?

Sure.

Nightkin244 wrote:Why did Micheal Jackson go to K-mart?

he heard boy's pants were half off.

Lolz0r. Cool joke.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:25 am

What does a big mac and michael jackson have in common?

old meat between two buns.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 3:16 am

Megatron wrote:What does a big mac and michael jackson have in common?

old meat between two buns.

Thats not fun though.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 1:13 pm

Menno wrote:

Is it just me or does it look like she's crying in the picture?

Maybe he's already been in the showers.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 2:16 pm

I found a news clip dated on Friday 21st...

Michael Jackson's godchild Nicole Richie, 22, began defending his godfather. She tells, that she and her friends often slept in the same room with Jackson and nothing sexual or weird ever happened. Nicole, the daughter of Lionel Richie, tells that she spent a lot of time on Jackson's Neverland Ranch as a child. She also claims that if Jackson had been inappropriate to her, she would've told it to her parents.

Nightkin244 · Post by **Nightkin244** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 2:14 am

What does a big mac and michael jackson have in common?
IT SUPPOSED TO BE
a slab of 45 year old meat between two 11 year old buns.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 2:18 am

I would do damn near anyone for a million...I could pay to get my ass stiched up, and have .999999 million left over to buy a bunch of shit to keep me busy and fed for the next fifty or so years until I die.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 10:40 am

Nightkin244 wrote:What does a big mac and michael jackson have in common?
IT SUPPOSED TO BE
a slab of 45 year old meat between two 11 year old buns.

It still isnt funny.