The Mangled Penis Thread

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:49 am

Are you circumcised?

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:03 am

Spazmo wrote:Are you circumcised?

this is relevant how?

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:09 am

How is it NOT relevant?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:17 am

is this thread relevant?

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:19 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:is this thread relevant?

not to someone who's penis has never ever been as close to a vagina as when they were born.

so i guess it is pretty irrelevant to you.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:22 am

trythebill wrote:
Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:is this thread relevant?
not to someone who's penis has never ever been as close to a vagina as when they were born.

so i guess it is pretty irrelevant to you.

ow im touched in a sexual way. funny you choose to ignore previous questions and direct your fucked up frustrations to me, who couldnt give less than a shit what a needle dicked business student thinks about me.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:27 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:funny you choose to ignore previous questions

which questions?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote: and direct your fucked up frustrations to me

there are no frustrations present. i already got owned today, there isn't anything to be frustrated over. you left yourself open for a shot, i took it.

so there.

p.s. i'm not a business student.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:28 am

Spazmo wrote:Are you circumcised?

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:33 am

you're upset i don't answer questions pertaining to my penis?

do you consider that normal? i don't.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:49 am

Are you a Jew?

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:51 am

i'm black. micheal jackson black.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:51 am

So you have a white face but black body? Anyway cmon answer the question, are you circumsized?

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 6:16 am

trythebill wrote:you're upset i don't answer questions pertaining to my penis?

do you consider that normal? i don't.

Haha, you just came on here saying you got your dick waxed, but you're too shy to admit if your circumsized?

I'm thankful my family worshipped some backwater religion that doesn't require cutting part of your fucking manhood off. Any man who has his son's foreskin cut off should be fucking shot. All you guys bitching about Depleted Uranium, car pollution, our rights being taken away, etc; what about tens of thousands of children having part of their dick cut off every single day? What about their rights damnit!!

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:40 am

Spazmo wrote:Are you circumcised?

This is the beginnig of the spam which astrayed this thread, spamzo should be fucking raped by kasluks band.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:08 am

Menno wrote:
trythebill wrote:you're upset i don't answer questions pertaining to my penis?

do you consider that normal? i don't.
Haha, you just came on here saying you got your dick waxed, but you're too shy to admit if your circumsized?

I'm thankful my family worshipped some backwater religion that doesn't require cutting part of your fucking manhood off. Any man who has his son's foreskin cut off should be fucking shot. All you guys bitching about Depleted Uranium, car pollution, our rights being taken away, etc; what about tens of thousands of children having part of their dick cut off every single day? What about their rights damnit!!

Menno why can't all Americans be like you?

When I was born they convinced me that circumsicion promoted cleanliness or someshit

And I think some pedophile fuck teacher told us in gr 5 or 6 that if you weren't circumsized you had to spend a lot of time making sure nothing gets under the skin or whatever... but i'm beginning to think otherwise... i miss my fucking foreskin... god damnit I WANT IT BACK

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:10 am

iohkus wrote:When I was born they convinced me that circumsicion promoted cleanliness or someshit

Same here. When I went to school if you weren't circumcized people looked at you like you had a dick hanging from your forehead.

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Menno · Post by **Menno** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:28 am

OnTheBounce wrote: I guess I can add that one to the long list of reasons why I should have busted a cap in my old man's ass years ago...
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Haha, yeah you should have. Of all the bullshit my father used to make me do (like work when I was 14), I'm still grateful he never did a chop-job on me when I was born.

Speaking of which, I had a similiar conversation with my girlfriend a few days ago. She's a religious Christian, and I'm for the most part an Atheist. Anyway, the marriage question arose [crackle of thunder], and she informed me that when we get married I'd "have" to get a circumcision since I'd be converting to her religion (for the marriage ceremony). I told her fuck no, because I don't want to lose any sensation and since its been in her and she's sucked it, I don't see the problem. So I guess what I'm asking the Christians out there is was she pulling my wanker, or was she being serious? Would I need to get a circumcision if I were to convert?

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:34 am

Menno wrote:I told her fuck no, because I don't want to lose any sensation and since its been in her and she's sucked it, I don't see the problem.

If there's loss of sensation I've never noticed it.

Menno wrote: So I guess what I'm asking the Christians out there is was she pulling my wanker, or was she being serious? Would I need to get a circumcision if I were to convert?

No, you shouldn't have to. That's a provision of Mosaic Law, which the Gospels were supposed to override. This was actually in issue at one of the early Church councils and it was decided that circumcision wasn't going to be a part of conversion, just like the dietary laws of Mosaic Law were abandoned as well.

Of course, there's all sorts of people out there that believe all sorts of things, especially some of the less mainstream denominations...

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Menno · Post by **Menno** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:41 am

When I was born they convinced me that circumsicion promoted cleanliness or someshit

And I think some pedophile fuck teacher told us in gr 5 or 6 that if you weren't circumsized you had to spend a lot of time making sure nothing gets under the skin or whatever... but i'm beginning to think otherwise... i miss my fucking foreskin... god damnit I WANT IT BACK

Damn Propaganda!! Unless you're sticking your dick in a pile of dirt (or Ned Beatty's ass in 'Deliverance'), nothing's getting under the foreskin. My girlfriend gave me that same line also, "it promotes cleanliness..blah blah"; yeah circumcision promotes cleanliness because you have to actually make sure it's clean all the time. With an uncircumsized dick, to quote Ronco to some degree, it's just "Just fuck it and forget it!" (tm). I've never had a single situation where particles of dust/dirt got trapped in my wanker.

I feel bad for you that your circumsized, those extra nerve endings, from what I heard from others who were circumsized, make some difference. If you're looking for a reason to sue your parents, you found one.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:43 am

OnTheBounce wrote:No, you shouldn't have to. That's a provision of Mosaic Law, which the Gospels were supposed to override. This was actually in issue at one of the early Church councils and it was decided that circumcision wasn't going to be a part of conversion, just like the dietary laws of Mosaic Law were abandoned as well.

Of course, there's all sorts of people out there that believe all sorts of things, especially some of the less mainstream denominations...

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Ah ok, thanks. I think she was just pulling my leg to see my reaction to it, because she dropped the issue the next day.