The Mangled Penis Thread

[The Gaijin]

Jesus supposedly did away with the old laws of religion(i.e. Judaism), so keep your foreskin. If she has a problem with it tell her that your religion promotes female circumcision and she has to get her clitoris removed.

[Wolfman Walt]

Is it just me...or is all this rhetoric about dick somewhat unnerving?

Also, you never answered the question Bill. Are you or aren't you?

[OnTheBounce]

we're both 19.

Well, there you go, they don't have a leg to stand on, aside from kicking you out of their house.

At least your father is being reasonable.

Ah ok, thanks. I think she was just pulling my leg to see my reaction to it, because she dropped the issue the next day.

Could be. If she brings it up again, point her to Chapter 15 of Acts. It details the Council of Jerusalem which said, "no lopping off of foreskins." (Sometimes having had this stuff pounded into my head as a kid comes in handy...)

Is it just me...or is all this rhetoric about dick somewhat unnerving?

It's just you.

OTB

[Menno]

Jesus supposedly did away with the old laws of religion(i.e. Judaism), so keep your foreskin. If she has a problem with it tell her that your religion promotes female circumcision and she has to get her clitoris removed.

Haha, trust me, the LAST thing I want to do is make her disinterested in sex by cutting off her clitoris. But she knows I'll never part with my dear foreskin, which is why she dropped the issue.

From what I've been seeing lately, men are going down the wrong road. We're becoming like women. I've read stories in the newspaper about boys in high school shaving their arm hair, because of pressure from females. I'm a naturally hairy bastard, I got hair everywhere except my ass and back; my facial hair grows back in two days; chest hair like James fucking Caan; my fucking legs look like a wooly mammoth. No way I'd shave any of this off for anybody. That's the mistake women made. Now they spend half of their day shaving every bit of body hair, making sure they're well groomed and neat. Why? Because they listened to what men wanted! Don't make the same mistake and listen to what some women want, or else picture yourself spending half a day in a bathroom trimming all your body hair like a fruit.

Remember, in Greek Mythology it wasn't Adonis who banged Aphrodite, but fucking butt-ugly, hairy, crooked-face Hephaestus. Don't lose your physical manliness!

[iohkus]

This has been the most entertaining, informative and angst inducing thread I've ever witnessed.

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight without constantly thinking about my departed foreskin and how bad I, along with so many others, have been violated at birth... it's going to take a little while to get over it...

[Stainless]

For some reason I'm still amazed at how much shit OTB knows.

[Grey Fil]

None of the Christians denominations I know about requires circumcision.
The sensation part is also irrelevant. But the cleanliness part has some true to it. People with the "foreskin" intact need to peel it back when washing the "organ" to avoid proliferation of bacteria and fungi. This is specially important with children. Adults normally have no problem. Unless they are dirty pigs like some people in these boards.

[Stainless]

I think alot of people who are said dirty pigs are also said children....

[Megatron]

circumcision is pointless, the only reason for it is to test the parents faith in jewish culture I think? It's also not healthier, why should it be? It's as useful as cutting the lips off someones face.

http://www.infocirc.org/vice.htm

anyway, back on topic plz.

[OnTheBounce]

For some reason I'm still amazed at how much shit OTB knows.

Thanks, Stainless.

However, I confess that I also cheat a bit. I just remember the big important stuff, then go look the details up. Notice in the original post I said, "one of their early councils". I then got up, looked in my Concordance and my KJV and got the bit about the Council of Jerusalem, and Acts Chapter 15 between posts.

Remember, in Greek Mythology it wasn't Adonis who banged Aphrodite, but fucking butt-ugly, hairy, crooked-face Hephaestus. Don't lose your physical manliness!

Not quite Menno. True, Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus, but it was Ares who shared her bed. Hephaestus wasn't too happy about it, either, and at one point built a steel net to trap them while in the act. He then went and told the other gods about it and the came and mocked the couple. (Being the god of war Ares was pretty manly, though. So I'd say your point still stands.)

Cheers,

OTB

[Menno]

The sensation part is also irrelevant. But the cleanliness part has some true to it. People with the "foreskin" intact need to peel it back when washing the "organ" to avoid proliferation of bacteria and fungi. This is specially important with children. Adults normally have no problem. Unless they are dirty pigs like some people in these boards.

Haha, it's "irrelevant"? Well if you already lost your foreskin, yeah it is. Trust me though, those extra nerve endings when you bang a chick has got to help more compared to without them. Of the three guys I know who had a circumcision later in life, all agreed that sex was better with their foreskin. Maybe in children the dick under the foreskin needs to be properly cleaned (I don't remember if it's true or not), but as you said when you're an Adult you never have to worry about it. But I heard chaffing is a bigger problem with men without their foreskin since they don't have that extra layer of skin to protect their special organ. Moral: Let the child decide when he reaches adulthood if he wants to remove it

[Doyle]

“I can’t believe some guys think it’s cleaner to be circumcised,� says Anne, a 22-year-old student. “I’m the one with my face in their crotch and I don’t notice a difference. Who had the stupid idea that washing under the foreskin is a chore? I brush my teeth every day. I also wash my labia. Big deal.�

Ahahahahaha! That's hilarious.

[OnTheBounce]

Of the three guys I know who had a circumcision later in life, all agreed that sex was better with their foreskin.

The "later in life" part is probably the deciding factor. Although since I had mine only days after I was born I really have nothing to compare...

Ahahahahaha! That's hilarious.

Yes siree, Bob, it is.

Especially the part about "I'm the one with my face in their crotch."

OTB

[Menno]

Remember, in Greek Mythology it wasn't Adonis who banged Aphrodite, but fucking butt-ugly, hairy, crooked-face Hephaestus. Don't lose your physical manliness!

Not quite Menno. True, Aphrodite was married to Hephaestus, but it was Ares who shared her bed. Hephaestus wasn't too happy about it, either, and at one point built a steel net to trap them while in the act. He then went and told the other gods about it and the came and mocked the couple. (Being the god of war Ares was pretty manly, though. So I'd say your point still stands.)

Cheers,

OTB

Yeah you're absolutely right, forgot about that. Well, at least that fruit Adonis still didn't get her!

Haha, what's even funnier though is how the guy who made Kellog's Frosted Flakes was a complete fucking pscyho.

"John Harvey Kellogg, an influential American physician (and inventor of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes) led the ensuing movement in the 1880s to have baby boys routinely circumcised. Fanatically anti-masturbation, he also recommended that girls who masturbated have their clitorises burned with acid."

Kinda makes you look at Tony the Tiger in a different light.

[iohkus]

hahah...

was he also the guy who proclaimed that men "contained" a limited amount of sperm?

[OnTheBounce]

Kinda makes you look at Tony the Tiger in a different light.

Yes, it does.

It also makes me want to take a better look at why there even was a movement to circumcise baby boys. Xians never really have been big on circumcision -- remember Europa, Europa! and how the protaganist had to hide his cock all the time? -- yet for some strange reason in America we adopted it.

Very...strange...

I blame Kellog. I'm fuckin' suin'!

OTB

[iohkus]

you'd probably win too, with the support of several billion men around the world...

but megamans right, back to topicx

[Megatron]

you should be glad he didn't decide on others of his surgical experiments, like enemas or removing parts of the patients bowel because he thought rotten food could get trapped there.

yea, a true doctor. Torturing hundreds of people and lived in the worlds first sanitarium. Kashluk would be proud.

[Menno]

hahah...

was he also the guy who proclaimed that men "contained" a limited amount of sperm?

[sung to the Tony the Tiger theme song]

"Show'em you're a tiger
Show'em what you can do
The look of a bitch fingering her slit
brings out the acid to spill on her clit!
And YOU!"

Here's something else I found about Kellog:

"John Harvey Kellogg is now known as the founder of a huge cereal company, but he initially gained a reputation both as a nutritionist and a sexual advisor. According to The New Male Sexuality, Kellogg thought sex was the ultimate abomination and remained chaste even in marriage. He was also a huge foe of masturbation. He thought self-stimulation would lead to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy and death. He also warned it would bring out bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders and acne. Kellogg created a number of foods designed to promote health and decrease interest in sex. You might be familiar with one of them -- it's called Corn Flakes."

Haha, what a nutjob! Here's a photo of the "legend":


You'd figure with a face like that he'd be an advocate for masturbation!

I knew he was one of those furry-lovers:


But anyway, that's enough about my circumcision rant, I'll try not to derail this topic again.

[Aneurysm]

Crazy gringos how could you betray your little friend and cut off his head?