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trythebill wrote:i'm gonna steal his george forman grill too.
p.s. i tried for the anal, she wasn't drunk enough and we had no lube.
Don't steal the grill, cook something in it for a few hours and then don't clean it, toss some seasoning salt in there too. It will smell the place up like burned meat for weeks, the seasoning salt will be next to impossible to clean once it's burned to the cooking surface. Might want to stick some cheese in a heating duct too, or some mayonaise, or a carton of milk. Yummy.
The less lube the better if you're going for pissing off the parents hardcore, a little blood never hurts either. The important thing is you got sucked off, and your dad was cool with it, and you have a chance to employ some psycological warfare on a dumbass ex-friend.
George Bush lowered taxes so the Jews could kill Michael Moore.
trythebill wrote:i thinking tagging his sister and documenting it would be a fairly good revenge.
also, discretely hidden black&mild cigar butts throughout the house. these things smell so fucking bad and if you don't get them all within a few days the smell never goes away.
i'm not really revenge motivated so i'll probably just hide some dead fish and take off.
Revenge? Revenge for what? What has your newly exed friend done to deserve revenge? So far as I can tell, it was YOU who fucked his sis and blabbed the whole thing to his mum. I can't believe you'd just abandon your friend that easily. It doesn't even sound like you've made any attempts to salvage your undoing except to flee.
bloodbathmaster2 wrote:
Revenge? Revenge for what? What has your newly exed friend done to deserve revenge? So far as I can tell, it was YOU who fucked his sis and blabbed the whole thing to his mum. I can't believe you'd just abandon your friend that easily. It doesn't even sound like you've made any attempts to salvage your undoing except to flee.
revenge for being a douchebag and making me move out. also for not being able to handle his parents, the title to his car is in his name he paid for most of it and i think he's old enough to tell his parents to fuck off if they get that mad about him drinking.
#2. i didn't fuck his sister.
if you knew the kid you'd know there is no attempting to salvage anything at this point, maybe in a few months but nothing good can be done now. i'll just pee on his toothbrush and move away for a little bit.
Dan wrote:There is just one thing I can not understand in this story... How did you get to tell his mom so much before realising it wasn't the sister?
you are underestimating the familiarity in their voices. i did most of the talking all she said was "oh" "i didn't know that" and things along those lines.
Or in a more realistic, cynical view: Most commie-witch-hunters don't understand the economic or social ramnifications of the whole debate and simply parrot the grumbling and complaining of their old man when they bitch about the "damn communists"
Franz_Schubert wrote:Or in a more realistic, cynical view: Most commie-witch-hunters don't understand the economic or social ramnifications of the whole debate and simply parrot the grumbling and complaining of their old man when they bitch about the "damn communists"
that may be true but both sides of the arguement are severly lacking in members with any intelligence on the issue at all.
What this thread has just turned into (albeit with my unintentional help) is a perfect example of why The Wasteland should be brought back. That, and the fact that many of us miss Ask Hammer.
Do we need the wasteland back? Creativity wasted there is instead sort of used in fan fic or mistreated a bit on gd. I prefer how topics are split though, instead of just deleted or locked.
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