Killzig gets married!

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:48 pm

I would like to take this time, as the staff member of DAC that's been married longer than anyone else to quote Planet of the Apes:

YOU DID IT! YOU BASTARDS ACTUALLY DID IT! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

It was either that or quoting Paradise by the Dashboard Lights by Meat Loaf.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:03 pm

Just note that Saint said "married longer than anyone else", and not "married longer than anyone else in DAC", therby proving he is the oldest man alive.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:10 pm

mabye some older guy isn't married eh?

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:28 pm

I... I never thought about it like that.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:57 pm

Yeah, you big fat conservative, not all old men are married, duh!

Some are widows.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:35 pm

Megatron wrote:mabye some older guy isn't married eh?

No, Saint found them, killed them and ate their age to be the oldest man in the history of the world. He even went back in time to kick the shit out of Methuselah.