The funniest blog I've ever seen...

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:37 pm

I know you didn't. But again, why mention its political incorrectness?

Maybe to show that DAC users are less "refined" and/or "civilized" than normal people? It's the PC people who say these kind of things (mostly politicians), so I don't listen to them much anyway. Everyone knows that politicians are liars and thieves. ;)

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:39 pm

political correctness is not the mark of a refined or civilized member of society.

i'm not sure what it is a mark of, but it sure as shit ain't that.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:41 pm

political correctness is not the mark of a refined or civilized member of society.

i'm not sure what it is a mark of, but it sure as shit ain't that.

Agreed.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:21 pm

Slave_Master wrote:I know you didn't. But again, why mention its political incorrectness?

To make my post longer then 2 words and seem less like spam then it actually was.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:22 pm

Stainless wrote:
Slave_Master wrote:I know you didn't. But again, why mention its political incorrectness?
To make my post longer then 2 words and seem less like spam then it actually was.

you should have just posted a quote from the webpage. like this one:

He was out on the playground the other day, when he started a fight with another student who was heading to the bus horse shoe for a field trip. This student was from the fifth grade, and much, much larger than Jason. Just then Jason does the unthinkable. He pulls a lock-back knife out of his pocket, snaps it open, and charges the fifth grader.

Now "getting shanked by tards" isn't on my job application, but I have to do something, so I sternly yell for Jason to line-up because we're going back inside.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:56 pm

Stainless wrote:
Slave_Master wrote:I know you didn't. But again, why mention its political incorrectness?
To make my post longer then 2 words and seem less like spam then it actually was.

That's what I thought, but at the time it seemed rather rude to outright accuse someone of doing that. I've seen way too many message boards where sixty percent of posts consist of ":laughingemoticon x 9: great joke, XXXXXX! (postcount + 1)"

trythebill wrote:political correctness is not the mark of a refined or civilized member of society.

i'm not sure what it is a mark of, but it sure as shit ain't that.

Political correctness somehow reminds me of 1984. I remember a passage about how the government approved language was the only one language in the world that shrank every year...

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:13 pm

Slave_Master wrote:Political correctness somehow reminds me of 1984. I remember a passage about how the government approved language was the only one language in the world that shrank every year...

I remember that. Very scary. In fact that entire book has made me slightly paranoid about big government. I believe that that's a good thing.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 12:06 am

Oh man, and I thought special ed teachers were nice.

She doesn't swear as much in class as does in those logs, does she? IF she did, that would explain why they have such potty mouths.

First Force · Post by **First Force** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:26 am

When you teach tards, you get used to hearing certain noises. Moaning, yelping, or someone's leg repeatedly hitting the desk. Usually I don't stop teaching to tell the tard to be quiet, if I did that my lessons would never end. Instead I tend to continue talking loud enough for everyone else to hear. I've learned to recognize unusual sounds above the normal din of tard mayhem.

While going over our new picture problem book with the class I started to hear an unusual "flicking" sound. I glanced around the desk area to see if anyone looks particularly suspicious. The flicking stops. As soon as I look at the book and start reading again, the flicking continues.

This is the kind of shit that you tend to recognize as trouble, so I stop the class and I ask who is making the noise. No one admits anything so I continue reading. Just then out of the corner of my eye I see an orange flash.

I quickly look over and I see Angelo stuffing a flaming piece of paper into his desk. I race over and tell him to get away from his desk. Angelo responds "Why?"

By this point there is smoke coming out of the inside of the desk, and Angelo is sitting there asking me why he should fucking leave. I grab him by the collar and pull him away from the desk. I then kick over the desk, knocking the flaming papers out of it and stamp them out.

Luckily nothing else caught fire. I ask Angelo how he set the paper on fire, his response, "It just happened."

"Accidents like this don't just happen" I respond, and he says "Must be bad paper".

It was hard for me not to laugh at this point. Angelo honestly expects me to buy the spontaneously combusting yellow school paper theory.

ROFL!

First Force · Post by **First Force** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 5:28 am

#13: Tard loses fight:

Angelo was walking towards the coat room today, when he clipped one of the classroom tables with his hip. Feeling slighted, he cursed at the table and swung his leg to kick the corner he'd bumped into. He missed the table leg by inches and sent his foot smashing into the underside of the table. He screamed and bent down to grab his toes, banging his head against the topside of the table.

At this point Angelo started crying, fell on his butt, and started trying to take his shoe off. He leaned forward to untie his shoe and hit his forehead against the edge of the table. After this he just curled up into a ball. I have never seen a tard lose a fight with an inanimate object quite as badly as this.

this rules

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:04 am

God this stuff is great. Sometimes I feel so sorry for her.

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After several warnings, the behavior continues, so he goes back to the office. The principal asks him if he needs to call his mom to come get him.

Trevor's response (I kid you not), "Nigga Please."

He went home shortly after that.
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This one is about sex ed, classic: http://tardblog.com/sa/1-11.htm

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:59 am

Today I was sipping my Pepsi and perusing the latest sunshine and rainbows bullshit from the "new books" shelf, when I hear yelling from the librarian and my students in the adjacent reading area. I stand up to peer over the little bookcases and I see Joe, one of my fat tards, running around the tables with his shorts around his ankles and a paper-back book held firmly between his ass cheeks. He was making high pitched squealing noises like an animal caught in a trap. He was also managing to evade the librarian who was chasing him, even though he had to occasionally stop to cram the book further up his crack.

Trevor has replicated this annoying habit. It is as if his brother and him concocted a New Years resolution to piss me off. Trevor was sent to the principal's office, then eventually home because he could not stop saying "Forty degrees when I tell that bitch please." This was his answer to anything and everything. During reading group I asked him to read one sentence from the book. The fucker puts his finger on the sentence, and says, while pretending to be reading, "Forty degrees when I tell that bitch please."

And, of course my favorite.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 12:10 pm

Slave_Master wrote:
Stainless wrote:
Slave_Master wrote:I know you didn't. But again, why mention its political incorrectness?
To make my post longer then 2 words and seem less like spam then it actually was.
That's what I thought, but at the time it seemed rather rude to outright accuse someone of doing that. I've seen way too many message boards where sixty percent of posts consist of ":laughingemoticon x 9: great joke, XXXXXX! (postcount + 1)"

Heh, pretty much why I don't post as much as I used to. I usually don't have anything interesting to say, so don't say anything. But this site kept me up the other night for a good 3 hours just reading it and laughing, so I figured I might as well mention how funny it was, and it's political correctness was the first thing that struck me, sso I added that part in.