Saddam hussein captured

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:33 pm

Fire Bomb Kill: OMG DID U HEAR TEH NEWS
Fire Bomb Kill: http://www.carpin.com/newproducts.htm
Fire Bomb Kill: HOLY SHIT
Enigma120: wowzo, i've needed some stabalizer's
Fire Bomb Kill: I've successfully duped 14 people today thinking they know what I'm referring to.
Fire Bomb Kill: I'm proud of myself.
Fire Bomb Kill: I called my friend up and said "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS!?!?!?!" and he's like "Yeah, I found out like 4 hours ago." and then I'm like "I KNOW MAN. I CAN'T BELIEVE FOLEY'S IS HAVING A SALE!" and then of course I hang up.
Enigma120: at first i thought you were talking about how they caught sadam
Fire Bomb Kill: What?! They caught Saddam?
Fire Bomb Kill: When?
Enigma120: evidentally really recently
Enigma120: he was hiding in a hole
Enigma120: all shaggy and dusty
Fire Bomb Kill: Holy fuck, you're joshin' me!
Enigma120: nope

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 11:49 pm

^ ok wtF?

ho ho ho

bush is still a puppet, good job though soljaers.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 12:35 am

iohkus wrote:^ ok wtF?

ho ho ho

bush is still a puppet, good job though soljaers.

LoL. Way to put things in perspective.

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:01 am

Yeah, thank God we have iohkus to give us the "Saddam Hussein looks like a homeless Santa Claus" perspective.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:37 am

I drew him earlier with a santa hat but I guess I luz.

How very CONVENIENT eh?

anyway, anybody have any ideas what will happen next?

I bet we'll get news reports about his bowel movements for the next 2 weeks then utter silence until he get's excecuted in about 3 months.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:40 am

I think instead of handing him over to the Iraqis after they interrogate him, they should instead send him to an American prison where he'll be ass-raped repeatedly. The United States could then videotape it and sell it to Iraqis, and all funds would go to the rebuilding process in the country.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:55 am

Menno wrote:I think instead of handing him over to the Iraqis after they interrogate him, they should instead send him to an American prison where he'll be ass-raped repeatedly. The United States could then videotape it and sell it to Iraqis, and all funds would go to the rebuilding process in the country.

The sick and disgusting thing about that is that it might actually work!

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:05 am

i think that may be unneccessary as iraq gets around 200 millionbilliontrajillion dollars from selling oil everyday.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:07 am

trythebill wrote:i think that may be unneccessary as iraq gets around 200 millionbilliontrajillion dollars from selling oil everyday.

Ok ok ok, you're right. What about a video of Mugabe, Milosevic, and Hussein getting ass-raped, and getting it on with each other?

Nightkin244 · Post by **Nightkin244** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:09 am

Jawz II wrote:see? i told u,dont be too surprised if they pull saddam or/and bin laden out of their hat 2 days before the elections and go "presto!"

It's like a magic trick.

But really he couldn't walk down and get a haircut at teh barbers.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:17 am

So they finally got 'em, well done lads.
Still looking for Laden, though?
And there were no weapons of mass destruction?

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:22 am

Kashluk wrote:So they finally got 'em, well done lads.
Still looking for Laden, though?
And there were no weapons of mass destruction?

Is there ever a moment where you aren't condescending?

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:38 am

it's kashluk, even i know that menno, c'mon now...

the cbc keeps looping the footage of donald rumsfield and saddam shaking hands in 1983, funnyz!!!11o1o1oneone

i think he should be tried by the iraqis with UN assistance

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:42 am

iohkus wrote:i think he should be tried by the iraqis with UN assistance

I just don't want to see this turn into a Milosevic type of situation, thoguh.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:48 am

i don't know what the dillio is with milosobitch but saddam won't get any amnesty by the iraqi judges, witnesses, prosecutors and others who were probably tortured and exiled under his rule

i think it's best to keep him alive in a prison for as long as possible so he can see how much his country will improve as opposed to when he was in power.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:49 am

Menno wrote:
Kashluk wrote:So they finally got 'em, well done lads.
Still looking for Laden, though?
And there were no weapons of mass destruction?
Is there ever a moment where you aren't condescending?

Even in the moments of glory, we should not forget what is still to be done. "Succes is not final, failure is not fatal yadi yadi yadi..." But it's still, nevertheless, good that he's captured. Now let's just hope we won't end up in a Wild West - solution: giving him a good trial and hanging him just the same.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:51 am

Hey, wtf, Bruce Willis said there's a 1 million dollar reward to whoever gets Saddam, as long as he gets to have 30 seconds alone with him first. What gives? Bruce didn't get his deal! That's dumb, I wanna see them fight for 30 seconds. :-!

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:54 am

SuperH wrote:Hey, wtf, Bruce Willis said there's a 1 million dollar reward to whoever gets Saddam, as long as he gets to have 30 seconds alone with him first. What gives? Bruce didn't get his deal! That's dumb, I wanna see them fight for 30 seconds. :-!

Haha. Bruce is getting old and soft, spending all his free time banging former porn stars. I wouldn't be surprised if Saddam would have kicked his ass halfway through the 30 second time limit.

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 7:56 am

Menno wrote:Ok ok ok, you're right. What about a video of Mugabe, Milosevic, and Hussein getting ass-raped, and getting it on with each other?

I'd buy that for a dollar. Well, provided you threw Noriega into the mix. Of course, he'd have to be his ol' cigar-chompin', machete-wieldin' self ag'in to make it worthwhile.

I'd say that I wanted Ceausescu in that mix as well, but...well, he was in about the same shape as Mussolini after the smoke cleared.

OTB

PerroViejo · Post by **PerroViejo** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:31 am

Forty-six & Two wrote:
iohkus wrote:^ ok wtF?

ho ho ho

bush is still a puppet, good job though soljaers.
LoL. Way to put things in perspective.

Apparently the Army nabbed him in the nick of time, it seems to me he was all set up to insert himself into the US go to East L.A. and play Papa Claus for la raza down there. Horale ese!

Now then, as far as Bin Laden is concerned I like this quote:
" They're out there looking for a six foot two inch tall ARAB who has kidney failior issues...and we can't fucking find him. Just look for the guy with a hose connecting him to his lugagge! How fucking hard is that?
-Robin Williams, "Robin Williams: Live From Broadway"

Lastly I hope that the American electorate remembers next year that good ole' Dubya didn't actually "do" anything -ok so landing on a plane on a carrier is kinda cool but I don't think that it cuts the mustard for effort- and that it was a bunch of underpaid, over stressed and underappreciated men and women, who by the way are now maligned by most of the rest of the world who actually "DID" something and have paid and continue to do so in sweat and blood.

To them we say "Ave Victor"