HAPPY HANUKKA DAN!

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:48 pm

Oy vey and all that buisness.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:51 pm

Oy vey! Chappy Chanukah!

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:07 pm

Kreegle · Post by **Kreegle** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:30 pm

Have a magical Hanukkah Dan!

On another subject, how the FUCK was Dan able to lock that christmas thread? Don't tell me he's a.... supermod? :shock:

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 11:46 pm

I guess Larkie's been diddling around behind your back. But let him have it, boychik, as one of those Hanukka miracle things.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:06 am

How could we forget Chaucknukhhhh.. eh, Hanukka? Anyway, have a good one.

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:23 am

I'm a jew too. Let me in on this here.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:59 am

No, get out. Your "kind" isn't welcome here.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 4:55 am

Since i`m not jew nor do I know anybody who is may I ask what that Hanukka festivity is?

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:07 am

I'm a jew too. Let me in on this here

Hanuka isn't for jews. It's for me.

Since i`m not jew nor do I know anybody who is may I ask what that Hanukka festivity is?

Well... It's secret. But it involves money.

On another subject, how the FUCK was Dan able to lock that christmas thread? Don't tell me he's a.... supermod?

Uh... eh... I thought you knew and uh... hmm... Don't kill me?

Kreegle · Post by **Kreegle** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:50 am

Dan wrote:Uh... eh... I thought you knew and uh... hmm... Don't kill me?

I never kill at Christmas / Hanukkah time.

Boxing day is another story though.... :badgrin:

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:02 am

It's the time of season when all the Jews get together to count their money and devise ways of controling the goverment through their Zionist media. Why do you think Israel is one of our best buds? The Jews and their mind-control rays, that's why when I sleep I wear a foil hat.

Am I right?

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:42 am

Am I right?

Almost, except the strange notion you have about jew mind rays not penetrating simple tin foil hats. HAH.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:53 am

HMMM, MONEYYY...

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:17 pm

happy kwanza yo

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:03 pm

FUCK YOU DAN , you go to hell!

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:38 pm

Hanuka isn't for jews. It's for me.

Fuck you, Grinch. I'll not let you steal Hanukkah.

Evil Natured Robot · Post by **Evil Natured Robot** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:29 pm

It's the time of season when all the Jews get together to count their money and devise ways of controling the goverment through their Zionist media.

Actually, that day is Christmas. While you're sitting in the living room in pajamas opening presents, we're busy updating our plans and clutching the world that much more tightly in our claws.

Hanukkah is just the party we throw to celebrate that. We hold it at slightly different times of the year to throw off you goyim.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:14 pm

[hands each Jew a Matzo Ball]

May all of you kikes....err Jews have a safe holiday counting the billions you received from the US government. Just remember where you got it!

[passes some Manshevitz around]

To all the non-Jews, please take some time out of your busy holiday schedule to think about our Zionist...err I mean Israeli friends in some wasteland half the world away. May the Star of David shine brightly upon you all.

[By the way, I'm available for all Bat Mitzvah's if liquor is involved]

EDIT: Spelling for derogatory terms

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 12:57 am

swell guy means to gaze at something, you're thinking of kike, a derogatory term for the Jews.

So tell me, is the Star of David on top of Synagogs really just a transmitter?

And I know the foil itself wont protect me, that's why I also wear a lead-lined helmet, and live in a box underground, shielded from mind rays and electro-magnetic pulses.