50's cheese in a cinema near you 2004

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:32 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:
POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Was she in Hackers?
Yes

She was hella flat chested in that one too, what happened? lewl

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 3:13 am

Megatron wrote:I agree about Angelina Jolie. But on the other-hand, she's wearing an eye-patch and it has flying robots.

Yes, eyepatches and flying robots should make even her acting decent.

OTB: Busty puckerfish is both hilarious and true. I don't much care for her either.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:14 pm

OnTheBounce wrote: I suppose there's no accounting for taste, though. Sorry, my taste in women doesn't run toward busty puckerfish, so she's out on both counts in my books.

OTB

That's flushed Mrs. Viktor's plans for a Xmas threesome with you and Hammer down the crapper.......

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:28 pm

Viktor wrote:That's flushed Mrs. Viktor's plans for a Xmas threesome with you and Hammer down the crapper.......

Lesson learned: don't read posts like that just as you're taking a drag from your cigarette. Exhaling smoke through the nose is one thing. Having it forcefully ejected as you laugh your ass off is quite another.

That was just painful...

Um...I nominate Menno to take my place. He seems a pretty scholarly warrior. Not to mention he's a bit younger, so he's probably got me beaten in the stamina department.

OTB

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:46 pm

OnTheBounce wrote:
Viktor wrote:That's flushed Mrs. Viktor's plans for a Xmas threesome with you and Hammer down the crapper.......
Lesson learned: don't read posts like that just as you're taking a drag from your cigarette. Exhaling smoke through the nose is one thing. Having it forcefully ejected as you laugh your ass off is quite another.

That was just painful...

Um...I nominate Menno to take my place. He seems a pretty scholarly warrior. Not to mention he's a bit younger, so he's probably got me beaten in the stamina department.

OTB

Merry Xmas mate!

I'll mention young Menno to Mrs. V, but she did have her heart set on some "treadhead action"!

Mihail · Post by **Mihail** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:29 am

Doyle wrote:They seem to have borrowed the Stargate theme. I wonder if they'll include it on the Sky Captain soundtrack as the "Stargate Overture".

yeah I noticed that also, infact that was the first thing I noticed, it does not look..... that bad, but seems to have a rather bad story

PerroViejo · Post by **PerroViejo** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 10:44 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:
POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Was she in Hackers?
Yes

Quite frankly that's the hottest she's ever looked, she was youthfully voluptuos and she didn't have those veiny arms and protuding bones -you pick clavicles, cheek, hips, etc.- that make her look like either a heroine addict (which she played on that one HBO movie about the first famous model to die of AIDS, Gia I believe it was called) or a hard up marathon runner (which she has yet to play).

BTW you pretty much get to see all of Angelina in Gia outside of that tidbit it's just a lesboerotic/artsy rags-to-riches-to-morgue HIV awareness fable.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 11:57 pm

I was gonna mention that Jolie does it with a chick in Gia like twice...that little slut.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Fri Dec 26, 2003 1:20 am

so? she helps hungry babies or something... it's her right to be a slut

this movie should be entertaining