Bid For Olsen Twins Virginity @ eBay

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 2:15 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 2975082144

only $15,099 and 99 cents?

they were in full house for fuck's sake! :badgrin:

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:24 pm

I take it the winning bidder will wait the remaining 168 days until the girls turn 18 before claiming his/her prize?

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:12 pm

If someone's crazy enough to pay that much for snatch for two annoying girls, I'd figure they wouldn't care [or too stupid to care] about the statutory rape charges that would be leveled on him.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:22 pm

Do you get both at once?

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:43 pm

Um...guys, this isn't these two girls whoring themselves to the highest bidder. I can only assume that they're marketing their hymen or a tape of them loosing their virginity. (Unless they're shipping themselves via UPS in a secure carrier...)

Very braziere.

BTW, high bid up over $20K now.

OTB

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:13 pm

What are they selling? It says there that they are in no way affiliated with the Olson twins, and that it's no joke auction, so they've gotta have something for sale or eBay would've taken them down a second time? Hmm Hmm Hmm.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:52 pm

i think this is what they are selling.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:05 pm

I wish I had $20,000,000 dollars now

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:45 pm

... that much money for sk8er boi humping a toy goat?

PerroViejo · Post by **PerroViejo** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:45 pm

Good to know the guy is backed by the SeniSub Media Empire. Those guys are legit. As we all know they are the ones responsible for jems such as: Gary Coleman Finally Gets Some and Charlie Sheen's House of a Thousand Cheerleaders.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:46 pm

yes

it's an inflatable sheep by the way

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 7:55 pm

...

So American people are willing to pay as much as 20k for a sex toy sheep when you can buy one for 11,50 from Finland?

Uh, guess that tells something about our culture.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:16 pm

Your sheep are cheap tramps.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:51 pm

We're willing to pay as much as it takes to make sure we're not getting cheap eurotrash inflatable sheep. If we wanted to pay only 11,05 or whatever that is, we'd just as soon get a goat. Your goats all have herpes too though :-!

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:54 pm

And our sheep have a "realistic vibrating anus."

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:16 pm

Anuses don't vibrate, so I don't know if it's proper to call it "realistic".

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:04 pm

But the boxes say so....And the box can't lie...One of my friends got a love sheep for his birthday a few years ago...I'm thinking we should cover the butt-hole with red paint and give it a "realistic bleeding anus"...Set it out for people to see during the holidays and such.

Brother None · Post by **Brother None** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:06 pm

Kashluk wrote:So American people are willing to pay as much as 20k for a sex toy sheep when you can buy one for 11,50 from Finland?

Why do you know the price of inflatable sheep in Finland?

Finland still rocks, though

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:13 am

I may sound naive but for 20k let me ask one question. What EXACTLY are they selling?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 2:16 am

virgins, ripe for long, drawn-out, painful, bloody sex. And they're FAMOUS!

:O