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I'm going to go to a friend's house and burn things, maybe run amok in the neighbourhood. Nothing much really. No cocktail parties this year eh?
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
probably stay at home and wank off til i feel tired enough to sleep, then again i might just drink my bodyweight and wish a happy new year to all my friends in the ER, or not.
I've been thinking what I want to do this year, though whatever I decide to do with be prefaced with getting together with some of my closer friends and getting shitfaced.
first i'm gonna build a massive pyre of car tires. then i'm gonna break into some cars and drive them into the fire, jumping out at the last moment. he who waits the longest with jumping out wins.
im gonna shoot bottle rockets at oncoming cars, whose with me!
Schala...I've missed you so...NO!
You must not climb death peak
You wouldnt make it very far anyway..
It has to be the right time...
and THEY...
THEY have to show you...the way
I've got a choice of 4 different parties..Think I'll start at the one farthest away, wind up at the one three miles from my house..Go to jail..Wake up with spooning with Big Black, and cry.
1.Sit Idly at home
2.Receive phone call from friends x5
3.Reject invitation
4.Drink the not-recommmended LD50 of caffeine
5.M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E x15
6.Pass out
Well, that's the plan anyway. It will probably be more of a going into a boring party with boring people and hopefully will evolve into pull out secretly placed shiv and commence psychosis until police arrives to the scene