Bid For Olsen Twins Virginity @ eBay

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 3:00 am

Sheep sex toys?

I think the only skanks I hate more than the Olsen twins are those fucking Hilton sisters.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 4:01 pm

Kharn wrote:
Kashluk wrote:So American people are willing to pay as much as 20k for a sex toy sheep when you can buy one for 11,50 from Finland?
Why do you know the price of inflatable sheep in Finland?

Finland still rocks, though

Uh, because I like animals?
Nah, just checked the image source of that picture GimpMask posted: http://www.punanaamio.fi/tuhmat/1-095.jpg ... it's a finnish site, some kind of a "gag gift shop" or something and there are inflatable animals for sale for that exact 11,50 €.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 6:50 pm

the guardian wrote:Anuses don't vibrate, so I don't know if it's proper to call it "realistic".

Get yourself an epileptic girlfriend and find out just how wrong you are!

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 6:54 pm

the guardian wrote:Anuses don't vibrate, so I don't know if it's proper to call it "realistic".

vibrate no, shiver from coldness or spasm with shock, maybe? Kashluk?? you gonna let us in on this one???

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:33 pm

What?? Why are you people looking at me?

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:35 pm

The eBay people cancelled the item.

And one high-bidding lonely 40 year old man's dreams are crushed.

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:43 pm

Ghetto Goose wrote:The eBay people cancelled the item.

Oh well, guess we won't find out what the actual item for sale was.

Ghetto Goose wrote:And one high-bidding lonely 40 year old man's dreams are crushed.

Good riddance, I say. I mean, eBay did that lonely old man a favor. Who'd want a virgin, anyway?

OTB

PS Avenger and Viktor, you guys are just wrong! (Funny....no, hilarious, but wrong.)

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 6:12 am

OTB the Wise wrote:Who'd want a virgin, anyway?

You tell us, Freud. And not only are the virgins, they're famous virgins too!

BTW, this thread rules. Brings back memories from the good ol' days of frolicking in the wasteland.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 6:15 am

I've noticed more and more garbage topics in here lately..And they're not being locked...I've got a Wasteland-style post in Fanart..They're cropping up in all the areas....We need one central location for our weird crap again...We need a Wasteland 2.0....

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 7:17 am

How about you go ten posts without using any elipsis and then we'll talk.

PerroViejo · Post by **PerroViejo** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 8:48 am

Franz_Schubert wrote:
OTB the Wise wrote:Who'd want a virgin, anyway?
You tell us, Freud. And not only are the virgins, they're famous virgins too!

BTW, this thread rules. Brings back memories from the good ol' days of frolicking in the wasteland.

This is assuming that they indeed have intact hymens, which lets face it in this day and age and in the environment in which they have spent most of their lives -and let's face it, they probably have on as many hard miles as Drew Barrymore put in after E.T.- there is the distinct possiblity that they might have been fisting each other while under the influence of drugs and/or booze since they were twelve, so let us not get too hopeful.

Mmmkaay?

By "physical evidence" did the auctioneer mean to tell us that he has the "prima notte" bedsheets or undergarments? Maybe a pair of nicely dried out and preserved hymenic membranes?

Damn I hate not knowing.

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 4:01 pm

Franz_Schubert wrote:You tell us, Freud.

I suppose that's better than being equated w/Pavlov or Skinner.

My thinking on virgins is that I'm not sure what type of man would enjoy "breaking in" an inexperienced lass, but I do know that I really don't want to deal w/fumbling neophytes when I'm trying to get off.

Virginity, hmph! "Such a big issue over such a little tissue" and all that.

PV definitely has a point, though.

OTB

PerroViejo · Post by **PerroViejo** » Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:10 pm

My thinking on virgins is that I'm not sure what type of man would enjoy "breaking in" an inexperienced lass, but I do know that I really don't want to deal w/fumbling neophytes when I'm trying to get off.

Yup. Lets also not foget the whole pain in the neck of cleaning up after the cherry has been poped, her crying and whining, totally messing up your tempo and mopping up the vomit that came up after she starts sobering up with the realization that she's had "a foreign body" stuck inside her, repeatedly.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:18 am

It's such a fuss to get rid of it when you're young, and when you get older you'll start to miss... Funny how it works out.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:20 am

Spazmo wrote:How about you go ten posts without using any elipsis and then we'll talk.

But...They're...My...Life...

As for Kashluk's last reply: Why would anyone miss their virginity? Does being a virgin serve any purpose?

American Tourister · Post by **American Tourister** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:21 am

It's like one of those one-way-only-door-things.
As long as you're a virgin, you can become not-a-virgin. But once you become not-a-virgin, you can NEVER GO BACK!

Didn't you enjoy the anticipation of losing your virginity, back in the day?

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:47 am

PerroViejo wrote:
Yup. Lets also not foget the whole pain in the neck of cleaning up after the cherry has been poped, her crying and whining, totally messing up your tempo and mopping up the vomit that came up after she starts sobering up with the realization that she's had "a foreign body" stuck inside her, repeatedly.

It sounds like you raped someone.

American Tourister wrote:It's like one of those one-way-only-door-things.
As long as you're a virgin, you can become not-a-virgin. But once you become not-a-virgin, you can NEVER GO BACK!

Didn't you enjoy the anticipation of losing your virginity, back in the day?

What are you, some kind of loser?

That's completely inane. Losing your virginity or having virginity doesn't really make a damn bit of difference despite the things I say to make fun of Spaz's own status as a virgin.

Putting so much emphasis on such silly, arbitrary and tripe as 'virginity' has got to be one of the most inane things a person can do. It says a lot about a person, about what a person has 'going for him' in his or her life. If being a virgin (or non-virgin) is so important to you, you've really got to examine why the fuck you haven't committed suicide yet.

American Tourister · Post by **American Tourister** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:58 am

Um, because it's so much fun being not-a-virgin?

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 3:06 am

Wahey, I can't disagree with that. The day I bought my way into what I define as masculine adulthood was the greatest of my life! Sure, she was syphillitic. Sure, she robbed me afterwards. Sure, I'm fairly certain she was a pre-op trannie. But she made me a MAN!

ZING TO YOU SPAZMO.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:28 am

Virginity is a valuable TREASURE that young people should keep for as long as they can. Virginity is a sign that you have not commited to a life of perverse and dirty behaviour that will take you to HELL. To be virgin is a sign that you are waiting for the RIGHT person with whom you will share everything in life including your most PRECIOUS treasure. People should keep this treasure for as long as possible. And those who believe in the TRUE faith should keep themselves chaste forever dedicating themselves to HIGHER values and freeing the world of evil stupid people.