Bid For Olsen Twins Virginity @ eBay

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:23 am

What I believe that sex and love are two different things. Sex can be a part of love, but on it's own, it's just a form of pleasure.

I've been a virgin for all my life and I could go on staying one for a while more, but hell if I'm waiting till I'm married.

If she's got a thing for sailors, I stay away. If she lives by the dock, you don't give her a fuck!

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:49 am

Men who are virgins are PUSSIES! Women who are virgins are kinky bitches waiting for me to show up at one of their random parties.

BTW, Men are those people over 17ish...And if they're virgins....Well....Good ridance...They're going to hook up with soem 40 year old booze-hound at some bar...............tomorrow. (yeah....you read me right)

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:24 am

I don't get this whole idea of "losing your virginity as fast as possible"-thing. Kinda crashes the whole looking for a soulmate before having sex thing, if you'll just catch the closest goat and hump it in the rear. Or if you dislike goats, then something just as hairy, but with two legs.

It's not like you wouldn't have a chance to have sex in your life later on, the oldest profession in the world won't just disappear. And you can masturbate. But having sex with another person is loaded with strong emotions (usually, at least...) and doing that at young age with about anyone can leave heavy scars in your and their minds.

Pfft, who am I to moralize? I'll just post a funny joke so we'll all get lightened up:

A couple were going kinky in their bed again. The better half just couldn't stop wondering, why her husband always insisted to turn the lights completely off when they had sex. So, she decided to surprise him and right in middle of the act, she clicked the lights on. She was shocked. The man was on him, sticking a cucumber in her. "Is THAT what you've been having sex with me for the past 15 years?!" The husband's face turns from surprise to anger and he replies: "Oh, don't you get mad on ME, woman! How do YOU explain our kids?"

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:32 am

Grey Fil wrote:Virginity is a valuable TREASURE that young people should keep for as long as they can. Virginity is a sign that you have not commited to a life of perverse and dirty behaviour that will take you to HELL. To be virgin is a sign that you are waiting for the RIGHT person with whom you will share everything in life including your most PRECIOUS treasure. People should keep this treasure for as long as possible. And those who believe in the TRUE faith should keep themselves chaste forever dedicating themselves to HIGHER values and freeing the world of evil stupid people.

Umm.... :vomit:

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:39 am