Hellboy!

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:20 pm

I got a kick out of Spider Man, even though Toby McGuire is ten years and an old van away from becoming a pederast.

Catwoman is going to suck; and they're talking about making an Iron Man movie. I can't see it being anything other than a really long episode of Power Rangers with only one guy.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:31 pm

The Gaijin wrote:and they're talking about making an Iron Man movie. I can't see it being anything other than a really long episode of Power Rangers with only one guy.

There's a definite movie there, except they're focusing on the wrong aspect of Iron Man. Instead of making it about Iron Man battling '[insert name of metal here] Man', the producers should make it about what Tony Stark does best: picking up women and banging them [with a bad heart no less!]

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:45 pm

Amen to that; I've always said Tony Stark is like the Marvel version of Batman with a little James Bond thrown in for good measure; billionaire bachelor with a chip on his shoulder and a lady in his bed.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:44 pm

movies.com wrote:Stark constructs a full iron suit of armor to battle communist spies, industrial saboteurs, and super-villians. Thus the billionaire, playboy, and alcoholic Tony Stark is also the armor clad crime-fighter Iron man.

Wow I didn't knew he was a billionaire alcoholic, that's so badass and manly.

Also, in the tidbits section, you can read the producer wants Leonardo Dickaprio to star as Tony.

Tom Cruise and Nichulas Cage are interested in the role....

None of em are too cool, especially Leonardo, he's not what you can call manly. Cruise would be thel east worst I think.

Also :

movies.com wrote:Marvel Film senior VP revealed that the screen version of Iron Man may not be the red and gold version

Sucks.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:49 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:Wow I didn't knew he was a billionaire alcoholic, that's so badass and manly.

And a womanizer too, with a bad heart! Banging broads 24/7 will do that to you.

Also, in the tidbits section, you can read the producer wants Leonardo Dickaprio to star as Tony.

Someone fire this producer immediately

Tom Cruise and Nichulas Cage are interested in the role....

These two names keep popping up in comic book adaptation films...KEEP THESE TWO OUT OF FILMS

None of em are too cool, especially Leonardo, he's not what you can call manly. Cruise would be thel east worst I think.

Steve McQueen, where art thou?

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:39 am

Tom Cruise and Nicholas Cage pwn, foo! Though I don't see Cage as Ironman... Actually I don't see Cruise as Ironman either.

Interesting off-topic: I was watching the Blade DVD's special features, and in it they said originally LL Cool J was going to play the part of Blade... LOL. How much would that have made a great movie suck, huh?