Duck and Cover

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:47 am

i figured this would draw you all in.
did anyone see the goddamn furry episode?
too much goddamn furries. i cant believe i saw furry sex on tv.

AHHHHHHHHh

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:55 am

Yeah, I just saw that one as well and it fucking rocked.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:40 pm

CSI sucks. Especially the computer game.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 5:33 pm

Furries? Guwhuh?

I like the show well enough. I started watching a while back and then gave up because I didn't see the big deal.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:26 am

I still watch Law & Order.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:31 am

The Gaijin wrote:I still watch Law & Order.

law and order is alright. i like CSI too but goddamn i hate furries.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:12 am

My 41 years old aunt watches these show. She's sexeh tho.

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:01 am

I don't really like CSI - they must have fired all their decent writers so that they could pay for all those Goddamn special effects they're always using, zooming and whooshing and such.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:43 pm

Canis Lupus wrote:They must have fired all their decent writers so that they could pay for all those Goddamn special effects they're always using, zooming and whooshing and such.

No wonder why CSI: Miami sucks the big one.

I used to watch this show about a year or two ago. Like it but I moved on to better things... Like Alias: Proof that English chicks can't be trusted.

Grissom and that Marg-chick-from-China Beach do 0wn.

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:20 pm

CSI owns. The furry episode was one of the best, especially with all the quips they made at the yiff community and the perception of furries. The furry community was pretty mad at the show because of their 'portrayal' of furries as perverts, which is by the way completely true. They made furries angry, that = teh win.

The part where the furry vomits at the side of the road, gets shot in the ass and turned into road kill was the best.

They made some nice references to Hunter S. Thompson, as well. The episode was called "Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas"

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:55 am

Exitium wrote:CSI owns. The furry episode was one of the best, especially with all the quips they made at the yiff community and the perception of furries. The furry community was pretty mad at the show because of their 'portrayal' of furries as perverts, which is by the way completely true. They made furries angry, that = teh win.

The part where the furry vomits at the side of the road, gets shot in the ass and turned into road kill was the best.

They made some nice references to Hunter S. Thompson, as well. The episode was called "Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas"

they actually say "fur and loathing in las vegas" at the end of the episode.
now who wants to get into a fur pile and yiff?

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:25 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:they actually say "fur and loathing in las vegas" at the end of the episode.

Nice. Just saw Fear & Loathing yesterday, always gives me the urge to swallow pills and snort white powder!

I love that movie, and not just for the excessive drug abuse and hilarious scenes of totally aimless and rampant disorder! The parts where he writes and talks about the 60s and the whole hunting the american dream concept really kicks ass too!

CSI sucks very badly though.

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 9:15 am

I don't know what a furry is. Which one of these definitions of a furry is correct? Both?

(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =furry&f=1)

urbandictionary.com wrote: A furry is a fat, ugly homosexual, occasionally a pedophile, who gets into a badly-tailored homemade suit that looks vaguely like a six-foot-tall fat fox and then pounds other people in skunk suits or unsuspecting animals in the ass. Generally believes himself to be some sort of animal trapped in a human body waiting to get out. This is a delusion that keeps them from realizing that they're socially worthless pigfuckers.

"Oh hay, that furry just fucked my dog! Kill him!"

Note the score of the above definition: five out of five stars.

urbandictionary.com wrote: a person who whishes to engage in sexual intercourse with a stuffed animal.

That furry stole my teddy bear... he can keep it.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:52 pm

That definition, the top one, is pretty much dead on balls correct.

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:59 pm

I'm an advocate for furry murder.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:58 pm

The other day my criminal justice professor was telling me that transsexuals are legally recognized as whichever gender they choose to be. I told him about furries, and asked that since furries consider themselves to be animals, if I could kill one and get off on misdemeanor cruelty to animals. He said it would be an "interesting precedent".

Long story short, anybody up for trying it out?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:54 pm

Slave_Master wrote:The other day my criminal justice professor was telling me that transsexuals are legally recognized as whichever gender they choose to be. I told him about furries, and asked that since furries consider themselves to be animals, if I could kill one and get off on misdemeanor cruelty to animals. He said it would be an "interesting precedent".

Long story short, anybody up for trying it out?

looks like you can sign me and exitum up.
we can stop over at subhumans too for a little target practice.

Core Puzzle · Post by **Core Puzzle** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:04 am

Then, what about goths who think they're vampires? Or Star Trek fans who're convinced they're Klingon? They would be up for free killing as well?

I've never watched CSI, but it sounds like i might really enjoy that episode.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:09 am

Core Puzzle wrote:Then, what about goths who think they're vampires? Or Star Trek fans who're convinced they're Klingon? They would be up for free killing as well?

The last time I checked, animals, you know, existed. There's also a difference between "interesting legal precedent" and "HOLY SHIT! OPEN SEASON ON FURRIES!!"

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:35 am

CSI is a great show but lately they claim that its an "all new CSI" when infact it is yet another repeat...

Furrie sex on tv was very disturbing to watch...