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abnathapryde wrote:Uh, camparison to those....those games are for wussies and swell guy (there I'm on your level now fucker) and little kids, I want a game with serious content set in a post nuclear setting with a much more mature feeling, not games about little cute fuzzy animals that people like to stick in their asses, plumbers who like to jump on top of walking mushrooms, or hedgehogs that collect stupid gold rings....I want substance not saturday morning cartoons where everything is fucking bright shiney and perfect where no one cusses and people don't die, that work for you?
What exactly is in FOBOS that's "serious content"?

-Palestinian suicide ghouls?

-Dominatrix-dressed women with abnormal tits?

-Extreme stereotyped characters?

-Completely unrealistic dialogue?

-Perhaps it's the childish storyline that's been done thousands of times before in games?

As Gaijin and others said, it takes more than putting the F-word and tits and guns into a game to make it "serious" and "mature". You want "serious" and "mature"? Play the original Fallout.
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abnathapryde wrote:I have, every fallout title so far and Wasteland as well, I still have my 5 inch of wasteland at home (though it's a long time past useless it is a great novelty)
Notice I'm not blaming you for liking FOBOS. Hell, I like some bad games also, but they're still poorly made games. I just think that if you're making a stand against the Fallout community [or any gaming community for that matter], F:BOS is NOT the game to do it with.
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abnathapryde wrote:(though it's a long time past useless it is a great novelty)
I feel the same way about you.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

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abnathapryde wrote:
Role-Player wrote:So, excessive and pointless profanity = maturity and seriousness? News to me.




I begin to wonder if you even played fallout 2....
And i begin to wonder if you played it because in no occasion does it ever reach the same level of BoS.

And still, excessive profanity doesn't make something mature. Never has, never will.
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abnathapryde wrote:Uh, camparison to those....those games are for wussies and swell guy (there I'm on your level now fucker) and little kids, I want a game with serious content set in a post nuclear setting with a much more mature feeling, not games about little cute fuzzy animals that people like to stick in their asses, plumbers who like to jump on top of walking mushrooms, or hedgehogs that collect stupid gold rings....I want substance not saturday morning cartoons where everything is fucking bright shiney and perfect where no one cusses and people don't die, that work for you?
Congratulations on posting your bullshit opinion as fact, as well as completely dodging the point! I'm sure politicians are kicking down your door begging for lessons. Then you go on to ignore Gaijin again. Amazing!

Nobody gives a shit if you think that the games Gaijin mentioned are "for wussies and swell guy". Nobody gives a shit if you think that gratuitous sexual content and foul language make a game dark, gritty, and mature. Stop avoiding the issue and going off on totally unrelated tangents -- is FOBOS just as good, if not better, than any other action adventure title on the market?
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I gave up--apparently the dick's writing a review because some other guy asked him for one in a rounadbout cryptic way. Shit, I was SERIOUSLY willing to buy the goddamned game if he could come up with some facts to back up his claim that FO: BOS doesn't lick the cat's asshole.

Whatever, he proved himself a moron without me ever having to say it.
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abnathapryde wrote:Uh, camparison to those....those games are for wussies and swell guy (there I'm on your level now fucker) and little kids, I want a game with serious content set in a post nuclear setting with a much more mature feeling, not games about little cute fuzzy animals that people like to stick in their asses, plumbers who like to jump on top of walking mushrooms, or hedgehogs that collect stupid gold rings....I want substance not saturday morning cartoons where everything is fucking bright shiney and perfect where no one cusses and people don't die, that work for you?
So, a black man running around saying, SHHHEEEEEEYIT!!! every three seconds is more serious and mature? Hell, I'm half surprised they didn't tack on eating watermelons that give him special power ups and make him tap dance at the end of every level.
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Saint: I was sorta hoping one of the ghouls would show up onscreen in black face and get arrested.
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Ok I can't take this anymore.

Here is a basic economics lesson for the retard Abnatha. Take this however you like it, from a veteran of the computer gaming industry.

Interplay doesn't give a flying fuck about 17,000 signatures on a petition (even if every single one of them is legit.) Just like Microsoft didn't give a flying rat's ass about the 250,000 hardcore LINKS fans, ever since some fucking wiz kid decided that the business model for the Gaming Industry should be the same as the business model for business software, you have seen what you have seen happening in the industry. people who don't give a shit about games making ALL the decisions concerning the design and the marketing of said games. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THE BOTTOM LINE. One million Units, it's like the holy fucking grail, they chant it over and over again like it's a mantra, trying desperately to cover their asses so they can pretend that a game is either A) Better and further along than the piece of shit your demographic is predicting it will be, or B) Will go gold before we even ship it, so what the fuck if we can squeeze another 100k in sales out after it ships maybe we can survive to produce the SEQUEL, cause that's where the BIG BUCKS really are.

You see it doesn't have to make sense, it won't unless you are one of these business college educated jerkoffs who seem to think that they are god's gift to the gaming Industry. To the average gamer who just wants something they can spend some time on and enjoy themselves while they are doing it, they only get to feel like they got ripped off, and are merely one of those poor 200,000 SUCKERS who stumbled onto a piece of shit.

Interplay sold 100,000 units before this particular piece of shit (FO:POS) even hit the stores. You come up with a petition with 100,000 legitimate names maybe, and I mean MAYBE they might listen. Otherwise as far as they are concerned you are all a bunch of whining fanbois.

Fallout3 will never be made, not by Interplay. Not by the hollowed out Black Isle. The only hope, I repeat THE ONLY HOPE you have of this game ever being made is if Interplay goes tits up in the next 6 months, and in a mad scramble to cover up their collective cum dripping gay asses decides to SELL the Fallout license. But why bother? They haven't shown the business savvy or just plain common sense to see that this is the only way to gather the capital and operating costs to finance YET ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT WITH THE FALLOUT NAME OUT THE DOOR (FO:POS2).

The reason we got FO:POS instead of Fallout3 is because there are more button mashing retards out there just like you who keep buying this type of trash, then there are people who are willing to shill out their hard-earned cash for half-finished poorly designed RPGs. Hence the entire genre dies.

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Saint_Proverbius wrote:
abnathapryde wrote:Uh, camparison to those....those games are for wussies and swell guy (there I'm on your level now fucker) and little kids, I want a game with serious content set in a post nuclear setting with a much more mature feeling, not games about little cute fuzzy animals that people like to stick in their asses, plumbers who like to jump on top of walking mushrooms, or hedgehogs that collect stupid gold rings....I want substance not saturday morning cartoons where everything is fucking bright shiney and perfect where no one cusses and people don't die, that work for you?
So, a black man running around saying, SHHHEEEEEEYIT!!! every three seconds is more serious and mature? Hell, I'm half surprised they didn't tack on eating watermelons that give him special power ups and make him tap dance at the end of every level.
Saint, where do you come up with this stuff. Genius.
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Saint_Proverbius wrote:
abnathapryde wrote:Uh, camparison to those....those games are for wussies and swell guy (there I'm on your level now fucker) and little kids, I want a game with serious content set in a post nuclear setting with a much more mature feeling, not games about little cute fuzzy animals that people like to stick in their asses, plumbers who like to jump on top of walking mushrooms, or hedgehogs that collect stupid gold rings....I want substance not saturday morning cartoons where everything is fucking bright shiney and perfect where no one cusses and people don't die, that work for you?
So, a black man running around saying, SHHHEEEEEEYIT!!! every three seconds is more serious and mature? Hell, I'm half surprised they didn't tack on eating watermelons that give him special power ups and make him tap dance at the end of every level.
Saint, where do you come up with this stuff? Genius.
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One last word 'Watermelon power-ups'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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abna belongs to the Iply forumsé
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s4ur0n27 wrote:abna belongs to the Iply forumsé
Shit I thought he was ole Her-vey hisself clothed in the robes of a net newb trying to justify his existance.
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That was a beautiful rant meat popsickle, truely beautiful.
I have returned from my dark slumber....
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Aegeri wrote:That was a beautiful rant meat popsickle, truely beautiful.
Eh well sometimes I am inspired, you can tell how much of a rant it was, look at how many times I had to edit it.
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