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JPL Engineer...and she's a cutie.

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Jessica Collisson received B.S degrees in both Mechanical and Aeronautical Engineering from the University of California, Davis in 1999. She joined the Jet Propulsion Laboratory as an Integration and Test Engineer for the Mars Exploration Rovers. She assists in the assembly and functionality testing of engineering models of the flight spacecraft. These models include all stages of the spacecraft including a full up rover. She is also the Lead Engineer for the Surface System Testbed; an area where surface operations and tests for the rovers are performed. When not working in the lab, she enjoys skiing and spending time at her home near the beach reading. For her, the best part of being an engineer is having the opportunity to build a device that will someday be on a different planet, and to have it teach us something in return. Exploring many different areas and then determining which one you enjoy working on the most is her advice to students considering careers in space science and engineering.

I mean really...since when are people who work at the Jet Propulsion Lab supposed to be attractive let alone a CHICK and cute!?

Thanks goes out to Discovery Science Channel of showing her, Google for my immediate obssesion to seek out more pics of her and Killzig for sitting there nodding in agreement.

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A woman? In the Jet Propulsion Lab? Never!
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I'd hit it.
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To elucidate, I should say that smart and especially pretty girls are a mega turn on for me. I wouldn't mind having dinner with this girl. Given my selective taste, I'd call that a compliment. :D
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EvoG wrote:I mean really...since when are people who work at the Jet Propulsion Lab supposed to be attractive let alone a CHICK and cute!?

Thanks goes out to Discovery Science Channel of showing her, Google for my immediate obssesion to seek out more pics of her and Killzig for sitting there nodding in agreement.

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what in the fuck is wrong with you evog?
you dont see cute chicks everyday?
this one even looks manly. shes got like 6 foot of goddamn neck.
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Man, where are the nude pics?

But yeah, her neck is like huge.
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Mildly cute, I guess. She could change her attire.

Don't know many smart chicks, EvoG?
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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she looked better on discovery this morning. that's a bad pic.
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Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:what in the fuck is wrong with you evog?
you dont see cute chicks everyday?
this one even looks manly. shes got like 6 foot of goddamn neck.
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Well first off, it was a joke( though I did do a search to get a pic to show, as I can't very well show you the television program ).

Secondly, WOMEN have long necks, not men.

Thirdly, it was really about the fact that normally you see HIDEOUS chicks working at 'smart' jobs.
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atoga wrote:Mildly cute, I guess. She could change her attire.

Don't know many smart chicks, EvoG?
"JPL smart" AND cute...nope.


I think you dorks are missing the rather light point....she's RELATIVELY cute considering she works for NASA for the love of god. Not that I don't see cute chicks or smart chicks, but that those two attributes are COMBINED into one person working where ROCKET SCIENTISTS work. Not like 'accountant' smart ( which isn't impressive ), but like MACHINES LANDING ON ANOTHER PLANET smart...on top of then being attractive.
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EvoG wrote:
atoga wrote:Mildly cute, I guess. She could change her attire.

Don't know many smart chicks, EvoG?
"JPL smart" AND cute...nope.


I think you dorks are missing the rather light point....she's RELATIVELY cute considering she works for NASA for the love of god. Not that I don't see cute chicks or smart chicks, but that those two attributes are COMBINED into one person working where ROCKET SCIENTISTS work. Not like 'accountant' smart ( which isn't impressive ), but like MACHINES LANDING ON ANOTHER PLANET smart...on top of then being attractive.

wouldnt she be trying to calculate the 756343 digit of pi and trying to relate it to developing a light speed engine while you were railing her?
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Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:wouldnt she be trying to calculate the 756343 digit of pi and trying to relate it to developing a light speed engine while you were railing her?
If she didn't, what would be the point right? I mean I'd definitely be interested in what would cum of it.

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she was cute on the daily show, jon stuart wanted to tap dat
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She was on Daily? See, it does pay to look good...you never just see scientists on tv let alone like rather mainstream talk show.

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I find most attractive and smart chicks to be pretencious idiots. But maybe that's just my uni.
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I find most smart people to be idiots, too.
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EvoG wrote:I think you dorks are missing the rather light point....she's RELATIVELY cute considering she works for NASA for the love of god. Not that I don't see cute chicks or smart chicks, but that those two attributes are COMBINED into one person working where ROCKET SCIENTISTS work. Not like 'accountant' smart ( which isn't impressive ), but like MACHINES LANDING ON ANOTHER PLANET smart...on top of then being attractive.
I know a lot of asian chicks who study really hard and are fairly attractive (some of them anyway) but the problem is that they're all boring, unfunny dorks. So I'm far from impressed. Eh, personality goes a long way. As for intelligent girls in general, I prefer the creative, funny, literary ones (the genuine, non-melodramatic ones of those), not the ones who know a lot of math and science.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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atoga wrote: I know a lot of asian chicks who study really hard and are fairly attractive (some of them anyway) but the problem is that they're all boring, unfunny dorks.
That's Toronto alright...

the liberal artsy girls here are fun, when they're not fat and ugly though
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There always a side affect, she might be smart and cute but in real life she will be super annoying and stuff. Perhaps shes a man?
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