Football Blows

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:48 am

Honestly now, it's a stupid fucking sport.

I'm tired of all of the attention it gets everywhere. It's a boring game that lacks all of the torture, blood, and murder that made the Roman Colleseum the greatest entertainment spectacle of all time.

It seems we've devolved to the point where we have to wear pansy-assed pads and helmets. What a crock of shit. We have too many people on this goddamn planet to be trying to preserve lives.

More killing! More castration! More decapitation!

Football sucks and their fans suck, no matter what. They feel important during the "game" and they feel that if their team has won they somehow have won too. What have they won? They just root for the team that has better averages and stats (Unless you're one of those dumbshits that roots for a team just because they're from your home town).

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Your thoughts?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:55 am

So you're a fan of...PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?
/me chokeslams neon dingo into the turn-buckle /,,/

I don't really care about soccer either, pity it's kind of required for you too be mindless fan of the shitty home team around here so people don't think you're a goth or something. Bizarro.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:02 am

Wrestling is probably ten times worse. It tries to do all the great things the Roman Colleseum did, but it's ultimately a big fat giant facade of monkey masturbation.

Any sport that requires faith for it to be entertaining blows asshole.

Soccer sucks too, but at least it's a funner game to actually play than shitty football.

Baseball sucks too, but nobody cares about it.

Basketball sucks.

Man, sports...they suck.

Bleusilences · Post by **Bleusilences** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:07 am

Sports are made too get out the excess of agression, to let it out in a somewhat structured manner. I don't really like to watch sport but I rather enjoy to do them myself. If you want blood the army might be the solution.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:16 am

As if we needed more evidence that Neon Dingo is gay.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:22 am

Half Time Report:

Patriots are up by 4.

That is all.

The Jizz Stain · Post by **The Jizz Stain** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:37 am

Football is cool and I loved it when I played in High School because of the town rivalaries that always sparked up every football season. Neon have you ever even played football? Or are you just another one of those dorky geeky fagget people that got picked on in High School?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:47 am

I used to like sports way back when (mostly baseball) but now they tend to suck, as do the people who play them. I'm not a fatass or anything (I go biking a lot for instance) but the concept of typical team sports eludes me.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:48 am

Saint_Proverbius wrote:As if we needed more evidence that Neon Dingo is gay.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:25 am

As if we needed more evidence that Neon Dingo is gay.

Fantastic! Yet another unoriginal homosexual accusation.

Yes, it's super gay for me to hate football!

Neon have you ever even played football?

Yes.

Or are you just another one of those dorky geeky fagget people that got picked on in High School?

No.

I'd like to know, why is it that you people promote conformity? I mean, does everyone have to like football? And does everyone that hates it have to be some sort of social outcast "nerd"?

Oh wait, I forgot. This is DAC and if you don't agree with everyone you're some kind of dipshit pussy.

How come you are so undeniably stupid? Why can't you stop being stupid?

Oh, and on a side note: people who use smileys suck.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:26 am

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:58 am

I THOUGHT that was her nipple. Not bad--too bad she looks like her pederast brother. I don't see why you have to "hate" football, or any sport for that matter--it's an activity, a passtime. If you get too worked up about it in any respect (whether you love it or hate it) you're just sorta making an ass of yourself. And it's fun to sit around with your friends, have a couple drinks, eat a little food, and watch the game. Patriots won, BTW.

Also: if you want torture and gore, rent a snuff film. And I guess if you're looking for a more "extreme" sport you could watch Rugby?

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:02 am

ultimate fighting champion plz?

but yeah, dingo boy if u hate it why put effort into hating it by making a nice little illustration for it? if u hate something you ignore it, easy.?

telling people football sucks is just as bad as people telling you NIN sucks? or something? lawl.

oh yeah and i'd hit the shit out of janet anyday?

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:05 am

Yeah, so would I. She's so rich she's probably got $100 bills stuffed up there.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:40 am

The Jizz Stain wrote:Football is cool and I loved it when I played in High School because of the town rivalaries that always sparked up every football season. Neon have you ever even played football? Or are you just another one of those dorky geeky fagget people that got picked on in High School?

justification through the idea that something is cool is as stupid as saying "im smarter than fucking einstein because i think so"

funny how you can randomly call someone a swell guy when every football game ive seen the players smack each other on the ass. tell me that isnt some form of swell guy.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:02 am

This is by far the weirdest reason I've encountered to be opposed to football. Most people dislike it because it is an overly physically aggressive sport that possibly promotes violence. But you belive that the gladiatorial matches were the greatest entertainment spectacle of all time. Its not like any of us were there too see one, so i doubt your judgement could even be considered as legitimate. Anyways, whats football have to do to meet your standards? does it need scantly clad women, and men wearing little to no clothing? violence? blood? killing? Ive just summed up the Roman gladiatorial matches, so you tell me.

Its funny when one neanderthal says football is the best because you can hit stuff and anybody who disagrees with him is a OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone, but its sad when someone feels that killing is the "greatest entertainment spectacle of all time"

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:04 am

I don't care much for sports. I used to play soccer, and I got pretty good at hitting a baseball. But I really just didn't care, so I got out of it.

As for American football..It's not cool. I keep up with it once in a while so I know what I'm talking about when I'm at a bar or something with a game on the TV.

I actually really hate Rugby. Can't stand the sport or the players. I know a lot of people that play it around here, and that's all they talk about and do..I guess if you've got some massively violent tendencies, Rugby is a good thing.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:55 am

Just a minor point....have you ever seen the ancient gladitorial matches and such that you claim are so great? No? Aw shit, then I guess we don't know their so great, do we?

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:57 am

Chess is a gory sport. After all you can kill royalty.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:30 am

I'm quite partial too late night poker, that's pretty extreme.

I don't really care about sports, I prefer walking (?) I'd do the sport if I had too but I'm not very enthusiastic about it so thar.