The truth about Rosh!

The Jizz Stain · Post by **The Jizz Stain** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:39 am

No, I've seen Rosh before. He is god.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:37 am

NO.

w3rd.

The Jizz Stain · Post by **The Jizz Stain** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:50 am

YES. He is god and there is nothing you can do about it.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:00 am

But your title says you are god. Now I have a faith crisis.

The Jizz Stain · Post by **The Jizz Stain** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:03 am

My title lies. Rosh is the true god.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:35 am

Jizz - Is this just your attempt to get in good with Rosh/get your post count higher?

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:48 am

Did I ever tell ya about the time that Rosh and I took a hot air balloon trip over Los Angeles? So Rosh brings along an atomic bomb and drops it on the city! Then, he looks at me and says, 'It would have happened sooner or later."

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:19 am

Then you proceeded to make hot whoopie with him while sailing over the nuked out remains?

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:21 am

While Maybe played over a pair of loud speakers?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:27 am

How many Canadians were killed in the process?

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:30 am

naturally, he is a sexy man.

of course, it's the soundtrack for fucking.

1312.678 but that's still early estimates.

p.s. you guys made this thread suck.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:38 am

OH NOES!

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:07 am

Rosh was the name of the guy with me when I had a threesome with a hairy Afghani chick; though I get confused when I look back since I couldn't tell them apart. Sorry if I shoved it in the wrong person old friend!

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:11 am

Rosh helped me steal a car once. He's really good at it.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:15 am

I'm pretty sure Rosh is the Supreme Grand High Master of my local KKK outfit.

Me and Rosh used to lynch those damn dirty nigg....well I'll let him tell the rest of the story.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:25 am

i once saw Rosh arm-wrestle Chairman Mao.

Insane-Lark · Post by **Insane-Lark** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:08 am

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Rosh&type=1

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Roshambo&type=1

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:21 pm

Googlism is weird. I typed in Kashluk and received this: "kashluk is wandering around the wastes near ncr after he searched through all the bars and criminal"... Damn falloutish.

Role-Player · Post by **Role-Player** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:23 pm

rosh is our hairy little persian

Curious.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:59 pm

Gimp Mask wrote:I think he conquered France once or twice

Who hasn't??