Kwazy Flame Thread

JohnPnP · Post by **JohnPnP** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:42 am

wow
no matter where i go, you people come and flame me.
Its like family.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:56 am

JohnPnP wrote:wow
no matter where i go, you people come and flame me.
Its like family.

john get beat up by Davonnes boyfriend for stalker her. he is lying on the pavement in his own blood.

DAVONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JohnPnP · Post by **JohnPnP** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 4:05 am

See, this is why i'm stopping posting

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:10 am

Admit it John... You're addicted to DAC like the rest of us and you can't do anything about it.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:34 pm

JohnPnP wrote:See, this is why i'm stopping posting

So you're going away for good? Great! Tell me, are you going to jump off the roof or will you just slit your wrists in a warm bathtub?

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:06 pm

Johnny-

Get a shotgun, preferably a Remington 870 since they're inexpensive -- about 250 USD -- but really good. Of course, unless you really fuck up, you won't care about what a great deal you just got. In any case, load the shotgun with your favorite brand of shot (or just a solid slug, if you want to put a hole in your parents' roof. THAT'LL TEACH THEM!) and stick the barrel in your mouth. Now, this part might prove to be tricky for you, since you have short, stubby little dwarf arms, so you might have to saw the barrel off about halfway to reach the trigger. Then, uh, pull it. The trigger.

Make sure to put it on a live webcam, so I can munch on popcorn and laugh my ass off as your bloated head escapes orbit.

But anyway, thanks for fucking up whatshisface's thread about how much Obsidian's boards suck. I took a look at them and I agree; they suck so badly I'm not going to bother registering there to spam them.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 4:51 pm

You guys are rough, maybe he'll actually kill himself, lol.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 5:58 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:You guys are rough, maybe he'll actually kill himself, lol.

If he's stupid enough to do himself in at the behest of strangers over the internet, then he deserves to die, completely regardless of him being a fat, whiny fuck.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:12 pm

Reminds me of the guy who took those pills in front of the webcam because his buds encouraged him to do so on IRC

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:16 pm

Pills are lame.

If Johnny used a fucking shotgun, why, he'd be an internet celebrity. Not to mention it'd be lots of fun to watch.

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:58 pm

Spazmo wrote:
JohnPnP wrote:See, this is why i'm stopping posting
So you're going away for good? Great! Tell me, are you going to jump off the roof or will you just slit your wrists in a warm bathtub?

Didnt he say he left 3 weeks ago?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:12 pm

Notice the "lol" I added at the end of my reply. This implies I don't give a shit if he dies or not.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:33 pm

I thought I'd move this stuf out of the Obsidian thread so it would be easier to lock.....

All you flamers and flamees, come here and have fun for a little while.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:41 pm

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:45 pm

Shout. Shout. Let it all out.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:09 pm

These are the things you can do without. So come on.

Yes, I am talking to you, so come on.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:11 pm

John, the simple problem is that you're an endearing shit, though your lack of intelligence and boyishly bad looks doesn't help matters much either. In short, I hate you, your family, and Davonne.

Have fun on Obsidian, dude.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:18 pm

John, go to the Iply boards, I'm sure no one will follow.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:19 pm

I can feel the goodwill towards men in THIS thread!

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:02 pm

I don't want this to be only a bash John thread. If it stays that way then it will be locked ASAP.