With all due respect ...

Sebastian · Post by **Sebastian** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:31 pm

... can we please take down the "Burn down your local EB" line from the main page? I work for EB. I like my company. Go burn down GameStop. I hate FO:BOS too, but the senseless burning down of EB stores will not make this black spot go away.

In fact, if you do go out and burn down all the GameStops and FunCo Lands and Walmarts and Best Buys ... then we'll dominate the market. Then we'll have the monopoly and we'll be able to say, "F U FO:BOS! You answer to us now! No shelf space for you!"

Then we should march over to Irvine California and storm the Interplay building until we find the "Van Buren" licence and we take that sucker over to Obsidian and hand it to Feargus and say, "Make us Proud!"

Yeah! Who's with me!

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:33 pm

Are you wasted?

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:44 pm

Hmm. Interesting approach.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:44 pm

Slave_Master wrote:Are you wasted?

If he is, its some good stuff. Look at the well intended creativity hes spewing out!

Sebastian · Post by **Sebastian** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:17 pm

Very good question, Slave Master, let's take a closer look at that.

Wasted - Dictonary Dot Com defines wasted as:

1 - Not profitably used or maintained: a wasted inheritance.
2 - Needless or superfluous: These are wasted words.
3 - Deteriorated; ravaged: a wasted landscape.

I am all these things.

1- My genius sits here rotting when we could be out there bring my great plan and vision to fuition!

2 - We don't need GameStop .. we don't need FunCo Land .. we don't need no stinkin' Babages! They are a waste, all you need is EB!

3 - Interplay ravaged my soul when they tossed what was left of my hopes and dreams for a better tomorrow .. a better fallout. Without Fallout 3 I am simply a shell of a man. I'm as wasted as the barren post-nuclear landscape!

So yes, I am wasted! Thank you for asking. :badgrin:

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:24 pm

Best Buy pwns j00

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 6:05 pm

Just tell us in which one you work.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 6:09 pm

Sebastian wrote:Very good question, Slave Master, let's take a closer look at that... blah blah blah

I meant "wasted" in the slang sense, but whatever floats your boat.

taltiren · Post by **taltiren** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 6:15 pm

I say we just nuke it all and then we won't need to play fallout. We'll either be dead or living it. Either sounds good to me.

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:10 pm

I'll edit the news post only if I can replace it with something along these lines:

[Sebastion] Kill all Jews and blacks.
[Mad Max RW] Wow, that's a tad harsh.
[Sebastion] Yeah, well I'm gonna do it if you don't apologize to EB. Heil Hitler!!

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:31 pm

Well, hey, if you're going to take everything on the Internet completely seriously, can I interest you in a special oriental technique to increase your penis size by up to ten inches?

No? Okay, then do you want to help me smuggle twenty million dollars (20,000,000 USD) from a Nigerian bank?

Sebastian · Post by **Sebastian** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 12:08 am

Did I miss something Max? Where the heck did that come from?!?

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 12:29 am

It's a joke. You can say pretty much whatever you want around here, which makes DAC unique and not somekinda Nazi regime. Like if Killzig tells you to burn down all the EBs you damn well better.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:37 am

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 3:11 pm

Sebastian wrote:.Then we should march over to Irvine California and storm the Interplay building until we find the "Van Buren" licence and we take that sucker over to Obsidian and hand it to Feargus and say, "Make us Proud!"

Yeah! Who's with me!

You lost me at Obsidian.

BTW- Isn't EB going to stop carrying PC games sometime soon? If so, while I won't go out and buy the keroscene and matches, walking passed one and seeing smoldering ruins wouldn't really bother me too much.

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:59 am

What the fuck? Really? Then I'll have nowhere to buy my games from except that Harvey Norman retailer that shortchanged me my Deus Ex soundtrack, the fuckin' bastards.

evilmonkey · Post by **evilmonkey** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 6:36 am

Canis Lupus wrote:What the fuck? Really? Then I'll have nowhere to buy my games from except that Harvey Norman retailer that shortchanged me my Deus Ex soundtrack, the fuckin' bastards.

...or you could just order online.

and EB sounds whacked, but dunno, should we care?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 9:44 pm

Or download your games online?

Especially craps like FOBOS.

Bleusilences · Post by **Bleusilences** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 5:45 pm

FOBOS is console so they will keep the beautiful and groundbreaking games that it is.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:23 pm

You can download console games from the interweb.

Duck and Cover

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