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shave your head like the pros B)
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Downs syndrome is on gene 21.

X0 is only one female x gene, subdeveloped female characteristics.
XX is normal female.
XY is normal male.
XXX is superfemale, fat ugly biotches often sterile.
XXY is a semiandroginous subdeveloped male.
XYY is superman, an agressive, often sexually incompetent male.
Any other combinations are extremely rare and often not viable.
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From my very basic grasp of biology:
Does the extra letter equal and extra chromosone that appears in serial killers or downs sydrome victims? Do 'normal' humans have 46?

bizarro.
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Megatron wrote:From my very basic grasp of biology:
Does the extra letter equal and extra chromosone that appears in serial killers or downs sydrome victims? Do 'normal' humans have 46?

bizarro.
Thats where my forum name comes from actually. Human genetics (Its a Tool song though, not my idea :giggle:)

Edit: Or is it a biblical reference? Im confused. Nevermind.
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Its both. Forty-six and two is related to the batshit theory of spiritual geometry in which all life forms exist in a spiritual grid. Basically, forty-six and two is christ consciousness. In a more scientific light, forty-six and two is two extra chromosomes, possibly the next step in human evolution. I may not know much about biology, but Ive got weird religious theories down.
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Thats funny, chimps are then demigods for they have one more chromossome then humans.

The diference between humans and chimps is less in the genes then in the chromossomes. Or in other words how the genes are arranged. One of our genes is actually a kind of fusion of 2 chromossomes. Another diference is an inversion of the gene sequence in another chromossome. The number of chromossomes is not really very important, some ferns have 100 something chromossomes. I think that kind of pwns the divine genetic theory.
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Cloud9 wrote:batshit
No, no, it's "guano".
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Blink.
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(Before and after pics)

<img src=http://a.1asphost.com/fugitech/freaky6.jpg> <img src=http://a.1asphost.com/fugitech/shaven.jpg>

I just recently shaved my head. I used one of those tiny battery powered shaver things you use to trim mustaches and stuff to get rid of the hair that was left after my friend shaved most of it off with an electric hair clipper. It worked really well.

Always remember to do it in a checkerboard patten when you're using hair clippers to make it perfectly even. It's also a really good idea to have someone else do it for you (although I did my mohawk entirely on my own and it somehow turned out perfect).

<img src=http://a.1asphost.com/fugitech/mohawk3.jpg>

I personally think that leaving a bit of a stubble looks cool.
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CloudNineGT wrote:Its both. Forty-six and two is related to the batshit theory of spiritual geometry in which all life forms exist in a spiritual grid. Basically, forty-six and two is christ consciousness. In a more scientific light, forty-six and two is two extra chromosomes, possibly the next step in human evolution. I may not know much about biology, but Ive got weird religious theories down.
Yea cool. I kinda thought so too. Maynard´s a crazy man, hehe. 46 & 2 is a cool song, I love playing the bass notes for it. Sounds so.. otherworldly, I guess. Yea.

Btw. just to stay on topic... you should do like this guy! The guitarist from APC. No facial hair what so ever. I know, I know, he looks like a OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone. But he pulls it off with style though.

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Neon-Dingo has one eybrow already.

I thought about shaving myself completely but I guess I'm not that crazy yet B)
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Megatron wrote:Recently I shaved my head with a razor. After peeling some skin off I managed to shave off most of the hair yet there's still a rough stubble in certain places. How do I get rid of it?
use a bic razor and go against the grain, that's what i used to do

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Shit, no eyebrow sucks?

It's even worst then one big one.
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s4ur0n27 wrote:Shit, no eyebrow sucks?

It's even worst then one big one.
What?! The Mono-brow owns you!! :hahano:
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iohkus wrote: use a bic razor and go against the grain, that's what i used to do

fucking phone
Yeah, I thought of doing it with and against the grain for the closest shave a man can get or something. But my momma was like OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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<img src=http://a.1asphost.com/fugitech/eyebrowgone.jpg>

My hair grows back unusually fast, at least compared to most of the people I know.

Maybe I have a lot of vitamin E in my diet? I don't even know what the hell vitamin E is in.

Not having an eyebrow fucking sucked, let me tell you. Not only did people look at you like you had an asshole or baby fetus attached to your face, but they always would ask stupid questions like "Did you do that on purpose?" or "Is that the style these days?"

The Bic razor is probably the best idea. I never go for totally bald. I don't see much of a point to it since I would have a stubble growing on my head within 5 seconds of shaving it all off.
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You should have shaved the other one off then. That way you could say something cool, like a gas tank blew up in your face.
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Yeah, I thought of doing it with and against the grain for the closest shave a man can get or something. But my momma was like OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She was right. Not only would youre head be bleeding more then it was, it would burn like none other and be covered with little red bumps.
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Neon Dingo wrote:Not having an eyebrow fucking sucked, let me tell you. Not only did people look at you like you had an asshole or baby fetus attached to your face, but they always would ask stupid questions like "Did you do that on purpose?" or "Is that the style these days?"
Well what the fuck did happen then you disgusting freak of nature?
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Gimp Mask wrote:Well what the fuck did happen then you disgusting freak of nature?
Woah. Look whos talking..?!

Do tell what happend to your other eyebrow though, Neon.
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