Virgins!!

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:36 pm

that random topic got me thinking...
lol who's a virgin? who isnt? at what age did you lose it or plan on losing it? no anal replies please. :confused2:

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:05 am

Myrrdin · Post by **Myrrdin** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:17 am

Lost it when I was 16. The normal story, I was drunk and so was she. In retrospect it was probably my most sucky sexual experience. Wasn't young enough to warrant boasting about it either. Damn, it's more and more sucky the more I think about it.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:30 am

Please, tell me you didn't knock her up. Cause that would suck majorly.

As for me, I'm still a virgin.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:48 am

depends if you mean when i remembered it or not.

celluloid love · Post by **celluloid love** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:59 am

i wish i weren't.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:00 am

I was twelwe when I lost my virginity. She was like, eleven I think. True story.

celluloid love · Post by **celluloid love** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:02 am

Like i don't know. Does it make me a loser to want a relationship before I get to it? I mean, I want someone to come with it, not to do it randomly and shit like that.

Tayl · Post by **Tayl** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:34 am

I waited until I was in a serious relationship, and I lost it at 18. Definitely wasn't one of those 'my first time was the worst' type things, either. For me, being with the right person and waiting until we both were ready was amazing. Great experience, and I'm still with her a year later, and every time is still fantastic.

I would think I was the minority, though, as far as having an amazing first experience.

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:36 am

Common story here, too... Freshmen year, I was 15, we'd been getting close a while, she wanted to and I was a horny kid. In retrospect, likewise, even though I was sober, the whole event sucked, and sucks harder the longer I think about it.

Sankis · Post by **Sankis** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:19 am

Forty-six & Two wrote:I was twelwe when I lost my virginity. She was like, eleven I think. True story.

What the hell were you doing having sex at 12? With 11 year olds at that?!

Myrrdin · Post by **Myrrdin** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:23 am

Mr. Green wrote:Please, tell me you didn't knock her up. Cause that would suck majorly.

Nope she was on the pills, that's what she said anyway. And it was ten years ago by now and I haven't found a baby-basket at my doorstep yet anyway...

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:11 am

Forty-six & Two wrote:I was twelwe when I lost my virginity. She was like, eleven I think. True story.

How the hell did that go down?

Girl: what the poopyl is dat thing?
Boy: I 'unno.
Girl: Well stick it here.
Boy: O'tay.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:41 am

They were probably watching Midnight Cowboy.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:59 am

i'm still a virgin at 20 but it isn't for lack of exposure, it's for lack of intelligence when drinking. i fail to take hints and instead of sexing up sluts i usually do unhealthy amounts of shots and get in fights. i suppose my adversion to serious relationships also has a large part to do with my continued virginity but that's more my fault than anything else. apparently i'm an annoying bastard who smokes too much, swears too much and has no respect for anyone with a vagina.

i do get blown fairly regularly but penetration continues to escape me. for the best i suppose, little trythebills running around wouldn't be good for anyone.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:05 am

Forty-six & Two wrote:I was twelwe when I lost my virginity. She was like, eleven I think. True story.

you think that was bad? i lost mine at 8 years old to a 14 year old chick.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:15 am

does your penis even work correctly at 8 years old? or by "i lost it at 8" do you mean she played with it like it was a breakfast sausage she didn't want to eat and then you peed on her and thought you were done?

you must have had some wicked game at 8, how many times did you pull her hair and push her in the mud?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:29 am

trythebill wrote:does your penis even work correctly at 8 years old? or by "i lost it at 8" do you mean she played with it like it was a breakfast sausage she didn't want to eat and then you peed on her and thought you were done?

you must have had some wicked game at 8, how many times did you pull her hair and push her in the mud?

she was my babysitter/next door neighbour/ministers daughter. we did all the proper sexual stuff. no dressing up in furry outfits or anything.

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:37 am

Your penis does not function correctly at 8.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:39 am

SDMVersion3 wrote:Your penis does not function correctly at 8.

my penis functioned correctly at 8, i could pee out of it and everything.

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