Virgins!!

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:40 am

Bleh, I'm a virgin. 19. I'm too unstable to get laid, even when drunk.

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:49 am

trythebill wrote:my penis functioned correctly at 8, i could pee out of it and everything.

That is not the true function of your penis, grasshopper.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:09 am

SDMVersion3 wrote:
trythebill wrote:my penis functioned correctly at 8, i could pee out of it and everything.
That is not the true function of your penis, grasshopper.

why not? it is the majority function, but that is from a physiological standpoint. from a biological one i guess it would not be functioning correctly in that my little guy was wholly incapable of impregnating anything at all until i was 12.

Anthony · Post by **Anthony** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:20 am

Even being made up that's fucked up shit right there. It warnents my favorite smilie.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:23 am

Anthony wrote:Even being made up that's fucked up shit right there. It warnents my favorite smilie.

does misspelling "warrants" allow for three of your favorite smilies?

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 10:16 am

trythebill wrote:why not? it is the majority function, but that is from a physiological standpoint. from a biological one i guess it would not be functioning correctly in that my little guy was wholly incapable of impregnating anything at all until i was 12.

Your use of penis is lacking. Penis can be what you need penis to be. Penis is flexible, but when you require services, penis is rigid and dependable.

Penis is not only for fluid secretion. Penis can be used as can opener, pry bar and manhole cover opener, record needle, and least of which, weapon.

Penis is your friend. Penis wants to help you. Let penis out.

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:31 am

I lost my virginity at 15, being in a steady relationship. But I don't have a time or date, since there were.. uhm... "complications".. and it's taken months for me to actually go through the whole act without hurting... (really annoying when you're in the mood after a month of not seing him, and then when you get to it, it hurts like hell)

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:34 am

SDMVersion3 wrote: Penis is your friend. Penis wants to help you. Let penis out.

Lies! Beware the voice of penis! Penis will tell you that fucking your buddy's hot girlfriend while he's out of town is the "Best Idea Ever!". But penis will stay silent and NOT give useful advice when buddy comes home early and finds penis in hot girlfriend!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:36 am

speaking from experience eh viktor? :O

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:33 pm

Gimp Mask wrote:speaking from experience eh viktor? :O

More like bitter experience, mate!

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:52 pm

Mr Green wrote:As for me, I'm still a virgin. But I look like Goatse. Damn you avenger, why doesn't anal count?!

I dunno, avenger, don't you think anal should count, to be fair to our forum pillow-biters?

SDMVersion3 wrote:Your penis does not function correctly at 8.

You're a fucking retard -- I started regularly masturbating at the ripe old age of five. Granted, nothing came out of it for about seven years, but for all intents and purposes the penis itself was completely functional.

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:23 pm

You started masturbating at five?

...

I am stupified for a response. Um... go you?

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:33 pm

Hey, isn't it normal to masturbate at an early age? It was for me and the fellow women I know - I started at around five? Granted, I didn't know what I was doing, it just tickled whenever I rubbed my hand against the outside of my pants, but that was how it started... (a year later I saw some TV show a six-yearold should not see, and after that I most certainly knew what I was doing)
My mom caught me once and told me it was bad, which only led me to believe that this was the best thing ever, right untill I started having sex.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:55 pm

You don't start cumming until about 12 years old, I think.

taltiren · Post by **taltiren** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:59 pm

I actually remember my first hard-on, and I think I was about 5. But I didnt start screwing my babysitter. Lost at 16 during a relationship.

But I'm a born again virgin now. No, really, it works.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:00 pm

You can masturbate at any age, though you usually don't ejaculate until 12ish. I'm not sure when females start ejaculating though. LEOWLE

You got your first erection at 5? I think most normal people have them a lot as a child. Well most of the males anyway.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:18 pm

Why do we have two virgin topics running at the same time?

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:21 pm

Forty-six & Two wrote:I was twelwe when I lost my virginity. She was like, eleven I think. True story.

damn.

when i was 12 i was like ... riding my bike

Phias · Post by **Phias** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:15 pm

16 for me, as I am now 18 and still too young.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:11 pm

iohkus wrote:
when i was 12 i was like ... riding my bike

Yea, well. I took a long break after that, till I was like 17. Now im on a monthly basis though, erh. Hehe.

:chick: Oh yea, baby.

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