the greatest idea

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:06 pm

About five years ago, I was awakened as my alarm went of around 06:45ish in the morning. But alas, I was so tired and rather confused from too much gameing the night before.
So, it was then it came to me. What if I saved, slept all I wanted and then loaded so I could wake up all refreshed and ready for school.
So I turned off the alarm and fell asleep again.

Then as I waked up around 14:00 thr first thing that came to my mind was "I must have forgotten to load."
A few minutes later I realised the stupidity with my plan, not only can't you save and load in real life, but if you could I'd have ben tired again as I loaded and I would probably have spent all of enternity loading and saveing.

Please post any strange things (Idead or whatever) that you have done/had due to excessive gameing.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:04 pm

I didn't read through half of that semi-literate mass of retardation before deciding to derail your thread.

My awesome idea involves chimpanzees, genetic engineering, and black vans. How cool is that? I know, and I haven't even started talking yet, so shut the fuck up.

I get a bunch of chimps. I can't afford them, so odds are that I'd have to steal them from a zoo. Being on the run from the law gives me an excuse to do this stuff in a badass underground bunker laboratory, so I'd steal them even if I could afford them. Okay, so I steal the chimps, then I breed them to be bipedal -- bipedal locomotion is vital to my plan. Bipedal organisms can use tools much more handily, for reasons to be made explicit shortly.

At this phase of the plan, I'll have a decent population of highly evolved chimpanzees, who are ready for the next step in their awesome lives of awesomeness. I will reinforce the chimps to be incredibly violent, then train them to fight with knives.

So I'll have a fleet of black vans with wireless internet connections and track down people who piss me off -- primarily, furries, people who post at KCP, and other sexual deviants -- pull up outside their houses, open the van door, and laugh my ass off and take pictures as my psycho death chimps carve up my demented foes and trash their houses.

To make this totally awesome TO DAH MAX, I'd also dress my chimps up as ninjas or pirates. Or Vikings.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:24 pm

Tofu sandwiches.

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:29 pm

I thought clicking links supplied on DAC would be fun.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:54 pm

All excellent ideas Slave, but consider this: Teaching monkeys to fight with knives is a tedious process, where as teaching them to give hugs and vibrate like tickle me elmo is not. It also helps if they are wearing razor blade covered suits, although this limits youre costume selection to mostly head wear and funny shoes.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:10 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:All excellent ideas Slave, but consider this: Teaching monkeys to fight with knives is a tedious process, where as teaching them to give hugs and vibrate like tickle me elmo is not.

Hugs and vibrators don't savagely murder people from KCP.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:10 pm

Slave_Master wrote:I didn't read through half of that semi-literate mass of retardation before deciding to derail your thread.

My awesome idea involves chimpanzees, genetic engineering, and black vans. How cool is that? I know, and I haven't even started talking yet, so shut the fuck up.

I get a bunch of chimps. I can't afford them, so odds are that I'd have to steal them from a zoo. Being on the run from the law gives me an excuse to do this stuff in a badass underground bunker laboratory, so I'd steal them even if I could afford them. Okay, so I steal the chimps, then I breed them to be bipedal -- bipedal locomotion is vital to my plan. Bipedal organisms can use tools much more handily, for reasons to be made explicit shortly.

At this phase of the plan, I'll have a decent population of highly evolved chimpanzees, who are ready for the next step in their awesome lives of awesomeness. I will reinforce the chimps to be incredibly violent, then train them to fight with knives.

So I'll have a fleet of black vans with wireless internet connections and track down people who piss me off -- primarily, furries, people who post at KCP, and other sexual deviants -- pull up outside their houses, open the van door, and laugh my ass off and take pictures as my psycho death chimps carve up my demented foes and trash their houses.

To make this totally awesome TO DAH MAX, I'd also dress my chimps up as ninjas or pirates. Or Vikings.

im afraid that plan is pure genius. id buy some off you. well only if my chimps were wearing ninja gaiden style ninja suits.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:14 pm

Slave_Master wrote:Hugs and vibrators don't savagely murder people from KCP.

But hugs, vibrators, and razor blade suits do. Quite nicely I might add.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:18 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:
Slave_Master wrote:Hugs and vibrators don't savagely murder people from KCP.
But hugs, vibrators, and razor blade suits do. Quite nicely I might add.

Oh, I see where you're going with this. I breed them to be rapists, give them a setup not unlike the punishment for lust in Seven, and let them loose on my nemeses. Excellent idea, you get a gold star.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:20 pm

I thought I'd keep this thread around as a harmless place to spam a little but it looks like that wasn't a good idea.