Franz_Schubert... straight or quite queer?

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:59 pm

Are you kidding? Look at him work that fro! And you know nowadays, those would be sunglasses.

This guy is straight fucking pimp.

Not pictured: Pimp cane and low-riding horse drawn carriage with tinted windows.

happy11 · Post by **happy11** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:03 pm

you know he is riding in an old school lincoln with his cane giving bitches the hand if they don't drop straight down to please, he is all over the pimping, someone photoshop that man a pimp cane.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:17 pm

Sorry, Franz, but lame polls are usually not well recieved here....

K, I unlocked it just so everyone could have fun with your poll.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:47 pm

I could imagine the guy wearing a gimp mask and leather boxers. Plus, swinging a whip in his hand. Don't know why, but chubby people with curly hair and eyeglasses are *always* involved in BDS&Mwhateverstuff.

Phias · Post by **Phias** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:52 pm

The picture you posted didn't show up over here, so I can't really tell you anything. I don't know why you'd ask such a question over the internet, but I guess whatever floats your boat...

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:33 pm

Poll as it looks now (4 to 4) seems to dictate Franz as a bisexual. That picture supports it to, rugged manly demeanor, but with a neckerchief to show his soft and emotional side.

Edit: What kind of gay name is Franz_Schubert Anyway?

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:44 pm

He doesn't look manly at all. He looks porky, lethargic, he's got small shoulders, etc. He looks like the type that lets the woman be on top.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:46 pm

I know I wouldn't hit it.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:00 am

Menno wrote:He doesn't look manly at all. He looks porky, lethargic, he's got small shoulders, etc. He looks like the type that lets the woman be on top.

see Ben Franklin. He got plenty.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:33 am

jetbaby wrote:
Menno wrote:He doesn't look manly at all. He looks porky, lethargic, he's got small shoulders, etc. He looks like the type that lets the woman be on top.
see Ben Franklin. He got plenty.

Benny got laid plenty in France because he was the man; doesn't necessarily make him manly looking though. Franz Schubert is no Ben Franklin, he's teh gay [the photo anyway]

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 2:43 am

"See" as in reference. I was just implying he mildly resembles Franklin and Franklin got more ass than anyone, albeit French.

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:06 am

Why did Franklin only recieve French ass? More to the point, what's so bad about French ass as long as the ass is that of a French woman?

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:32 am

Maximus wrote:Why did Franklin only recieve French ass? More to the point, what's so bad about French ass as long as the ass is that of a French woman?

He was a francophile. French need to shave more, maybe bathe every week or so at least.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:33 am

Maximus wrote:Why did Franklin only recieve French ass? More to the point, what's so bad about French ass as long as the ass is that of a French woman?

Well he didn't only receive French ass, but during the American Revolution Franklin, as a representative of the revolutionary government, traveled to France to lobby for their support for the war. The problem was that since his government was not recognized by France, he could not be formally presented in the royal court [and more importantly, he wasn't able to meet the king]. So he would do "sensational" things to garner attention in the hopes of getting eventual access to the King. He would dress in frontier buckskins, or play his glass harmonica for audiences. But he also convinced a lot of french noblewomen to join him in nude "air baths", and among the noblewomen Franklin was the "it" thing; many wanted to spend the night with him and his "charming" personality [and he obliged with most of them, even though he was in his seventies!]. So putting two and two together, you can pretty much guess he got a lot of French ass.

French need to shave more, maybe bathe every week or so at least.

Yeah they do; looking back at it with that thought in mind, maybe Franklin's "personal" accomplishment wasn't such an impressive feat.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:35 am

Or you can take Menno's serious and intricately detailed version.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 5:03 am

Bleh. I'd say he was straight. I should hope so seeming I'm distantly related to him some how.

Inin · Post by **Inin** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:54 am

Hey Menno-

Ben Franklin banged stinky french chicks for his cause.

Could you do something like that for your country? Don't downplay his accomplishments.

-Inin

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 9:36 am

Stainless wrote:Bleh. I'd say he was straight. I should hope so seeming I'm distantly related to him some how.

The history books confirm that he was straight. He died of syphilis at the age of 31, tragically. I guess it just comes with the territory, I mean with him being such a pimp and all...

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:47 pm

I'd take Nietzsche on as a role model. He was gay, but he was a gay INDEPENDENT man!

Gay Independent Man > Straight whipped pussy.

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Franz_Schubert... straight or quite queer?