Rocket Man

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:45 pm

Funny article in the Houston Press on a man's rise from rocket scientist to porn star?

Back in Houston, he communicated with astronauts orbiting the moon. Today, he's jerking off on tape in Tarzana. With his master's degree in physics, Styles could, if asked, plot the trajectory of the journey from point A to point B. There would be a spike around the time he stopped doing what he thought he was supposed to do and started doing what he wanted to do.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:11 pm

"Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
A rocket man, a rocket man"

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S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:28 pm

Reminds me of that shitty Rocketeer movie.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:35 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:Reminds me of that shitty Rocketeer movie.

Wut?

Phias · Post by **Phias** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 7:58 pm

Some 90's disney movie. Live Action, it sucked majorly.