This would be funny if it weren't actually true...

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:49 pm

You're forgetting most accidents happen at home, in the weed. Ever wondered why? Think where coffee is. Think where the weed is. Think of the coffee in the weed. Think of the most dangerous place in the world.

Think before you drink mateys else you could have 3rd degree burns and a caffeine addiction before the day is up.

PaladinHeart · Post by **PaladinHeart** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:53 pm

Actually I don't drink coffee myself. Don't much care for the stuff.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:44 pm

You're a dumbass if you spill coffee on yourself, you're a even bigger dumbass if you sue the company which supplied it.

ThatÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s kind of like saying all game developers should be sued when a kid shoots up a school because they wanted to play the game in real life mod.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:57 pm

not really. If you spill coffee you don't sue every single company that makes coffee? They also don't sue the people who pick the coffee, just whoever sold it to them. Nobody tries suing EB when some goth blows some jock huh? LOLOLOL

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:22 am

Megatron wrote:Having it at boiling temperatures seems a bit like over-kill when that one person could be saved if they'd have had cold coffee.

Have you ever had cold coffee? Obviously not. It tastes like death.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:23 am

As they would say in Nickelodeon:

-Coffeee a very dangerous beverage!

ROFL

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:44 am

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:07 pm

People just suck, that's like teh bitch who sued a cigs company?

You can make bombs with Coke, milk and baking soda, how long till someone sues the companies which produce those products?

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:20 pm

Vote Megatron!

Tough on coffee! Tough on the causes of coffee! (Non Brits might not get this.....)

Phias · Post by **Phias** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:38 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:People just suck, that's like teh bitch who sued a cigs company?

You can make bombs with Coke, milk and baking soda, how long till someone sues the companies which produce those products?

Frivolous lawsuits will exist as long as there is a democracy, and a court system.

People can become desperate, pleading and begging and scraping for as much cash as they can get their hands on. For Christ's sake, people make pornos of people shitting in each other's mouths to get a paycheck. Money is the most motivating thing I've ever seen. People will go to a deserted island for 35 weeks and make complete fools of themselves in front of millions, for money. People will risk tearing their families apart and hurting the ones they love for money.

Besides, I'm pretty sure someone's tried to sue Coca-Cola or Pepsi for someone's death by home-made bomb.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:22 pm

Megatron wrote:You're forgetting most accidents happen at home, in the weed. Ever wondered why? Think where coffee is. Think where the weed is. Think of the coffee in the weed. Think of the most dangerous place in the world.

For me, most accidents happen on the way to the bathroom.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:30 pm

Franz_Schubert wrote: For me, most accidents happen on the way to the bathroom.

As you get older mate, most "accidents" will happen because you didn't get to the bathroom fast enough.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:35 pm

You going clue us in on your sig, mate, or are you gonna to make me look it up?

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:37 pm

Franz_Schubert wrote:You going clue us in on your sig, mate, or are you gonna to make me look it up?

"In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags."

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:39 pm

Oh. Uh... pwned, I guess.

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:03 pm

If this stupid bitch was holding the coffee between her legs, how the fuck did it spill up towards her groin? If it spilled on her legs, then she might've been scratching one and pushed the cup over or something, but it spilled towads her?

What was she fucking doing? Sit-ups? Something fuckin' stupid is what she was doing, and boo fucking hoo if she fused her twat shut; it's not McDonald's fuckin' fault. The only way it could be the fault of the restaurant is if Hamburglar himself was there trying to screw the bitch for some reason and his dick jizzed hot coffee.

And the way Megatron's going on about how evil coffee is, it sounds like he's had a traumatic experience with the stuff in the past. I think we should leave that out of this now that it's mentioned, he can't want to talk about it too much. It's okay, son.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:10 pm

Slave_Master wrote:
Franz_Schubert wrote:You going clue us in on your sig, mate, or are you gonna to make me look it up?
"In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags."

Well done, that man! You win a free cup of scalding hot, shitty tasting McCoffee...

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:12 pm

Viktor is a bitter old man.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:17 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:Viktor is a bitter old man.

Yeah, but when you have a wife and kids running around, you have a license to be bitter.

In fact, I'm bitter just thinking about it.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:38 pm

Viktor wrote:You win a free cup of scalding hot, shitty tasting McCoffee...

That's the other side of this issue which I meant to bring up earlier... the coffee REALLY sucks. I've never had a McCoffee, but I've had Burger King coffee, and it's the wateriest, nastiest, luke-warm shit I've ever drank. I'm assuming McCoffee is similar. So seriously, pay the extra buck and get a REAL coffee at Starbucks or some other coffee shop. There are some things in this world that you simply shouldn't cut corners on, and damnit coffee is one of them!