50 reasons why Matrix sucks

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:34 am

ExtremeDrinker wrote:It's cool to be bigger than people.

Haha. Until one day someone that is even taller and more buff and carries a large, blunt object meant for clubbing and is looking for a fight.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:52 am

Hey, well the MD was just a figure of speech. Sure we're just another bunch of num-nuts who like black and leather (and even better - black leather!). I guess "metalhead" would be the more correct term. And yes, I myself represent that bunch. Though I do look like an idiot on that picture, but still...

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:02 am

Just out of curiosity what kind of metal are we talking about?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:04 am

Music. Non nu-stuff.

Icabod · Post by **Icabod** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:47 pm

The Matrix: Reconsidered, 4You've worked as a policeman your whole life, protecting the innocent, enforcing the law. You retire with honors, then take a job as a security guard, working the metal detector on the ground floor of a skyscraper in order to help pay for your wife's arthritis medication. You're sitting there, on a slow day, reading your newspaper, when a girl walks in wearing a trenchcoat. She issues no demands, no warnings, no "freeze" or "drop your gun." She just tears you in half with a spray of machine-gun fire, then does cartwheels along the walls while killing all your friends.
Somewhere, faintly, you can hear a theater audience cheering.
This was simply hilarious.

Or if one would like to get into details, being ripped in half by machine gun fire is a merciful death compared with slipping into a heartattack induced coma in the middle of the night, providing ones artheritic wife to wake up to a cold lifeless corpse the next morning.

This is one of the things that put me off the whole lifemate idea, I don't want to be on either side of the bed that morning.