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jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:58 am

I especially liked the part about...

"The island fortress is conveniently situated from 65 to 100 miles from the coasts of France, Belgium, Holland and Germany. ..blahblahblah... Within a radius of 500 miles of Sealand live more than 200 million people who enjoy some of the highest standards of living in the world. This area also encompasses the financial, industrial and cultural heart of Europe."

Yes. They buildit in the middle of all of the largest west European cities and make claims to those nations' citizens? that's interesting.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:13 am

Yeah, it's just a bunch of crooks (CEO kind, not actual robbers) hiding out from whatever laws and enjoying taking caviar baths or whatever.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:19 am

It's a good strategic point to launch D-Day-esque offensives into those nearby countries. Do the old "smash-and-grab" from the Hundred Years war; raid and loot, then retreat back to our fortress. Pay off Kofi Annan to be our bitch [hey, everyone does it] and to keep the rest of the world from striking back.

LETZ GET SERIUS AND DO THIS GUYZ

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:00 am

We could just call it a civil war, and then countries would give us foreign aid.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:42 am

I just wonder about one tiny little detail of no consequence.

Food?

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:51 am

Grey Fil wrote:I just wonder about one tiny little detail of no consequence.

Food?

Get fishing, you lazy bitch.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:56 pm

Grey Fil wrote:I just wonder about one tiny little detail of no consequence.

Food?

We raid; plain and simple.

Raid for fresh food.

Raid for fresh water.

Raid for fresh women.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:35 pm

Menno wrote:
Grey Fil wrote:I just wonder about one tiny little detail of no consequence.

Food?
We raid; plain and simple.

Raid for fresh food.

Raid for fresh water.

Raid for fresh women.

don't forget moon pies, we raid for fresh moon pies too.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:23 pm

Do they have a seat at the UN?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:27 pm

CloudNineGT wrote:It would be the first countly to have Fallout as a national pasttime. I wonder if they are armed?

Yea :

Sealand site wrote:Units of the navy entered the territorial waters claimed by Roy of Sealand. As he was aware of his sovereignty, Roy of Sealand threatened the navy by undertaking defensive activity. Shots were fired from Sealand in warning.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:30 pm

Yeah, I'm sure the Royal Navy [if that's the navy the site is referring to] was scared shitless when "Roy of Sealand" fired his cap gun at them.

On second thought, Sealand sounds like a place filled with fucking wimps and queers. I'm out; you guys are on your own.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:20 pm

No way. It's filled with wimps at the moment, that's why we have to lynch the family that lives there and string them up by there spinal chords like true pirates.

The Prince of Sealand seems like a tough guy though. Perhaps we should just buy a big boat and crash into sealand, then live on that boat. If we need supplies we can just run over smaller boats and steal there lewt.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:27 pm

W3wT!

Then we could buy one of those old Soviet nuclear missiles (well hey, they're on discount at the moment!), place it on our island and make teh Britain our biatch!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:28 pm

Megatron's got an obession about boats crashing or something?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:36 pm

Think of any problem. Anything at all. Then crash a boat into it.

Problem solved mate.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:38 pm

Hm... My rectum is itching.

*A KABA-BLAMA CRASHBANG!!! *

Ugh.... problem.... solved.... ?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:42 pm

Why would it be itching in the first place? I think your solution needs a 2-litre just cola bottle crashing into it rather that a boat.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:45 pm

You said it would work for any problem.
Yo let me down, sis. Never forget, never forgive.

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:04 pm

Goats can swim...

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:25 pm

SDMVersion3 wrote:Goats can swim...

BOATS, NOT GOATS.

What happens if it is physically impossible to crash a boat in your problem?