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ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:26 pm

This topic would have been in the Wasteland if it was still around. But I'm curious, so I'm posting.

Has anyone ever tried Viagra, or pills like it? If so, elaborate.

How about Penis enlargement pills?

I've used both for the hell of it. One of my buddies is about 50 years old, and he got a prescription for Viagra last year..He handed it out like candy because he really didn't have a problem, he just wanted to have a 4 hour erection (he was screwing a 19 year old at this time, and wanted to surprise her).

So I took a couple Viagra one night. I noticed nothing...Didn't even get horny. But when me and my old lady went to bed, I instantly got hard. Super hard...So I stood up and went to the front room to show everyone my boner, and about the time I got to the front room, it went away...So I laid back down, and up it went...So I went to the front room, and it went away. Viagra works if you're lying down.

As for penis enlargement pills...I got something called Kong. I'm the "drug tester" for the group, so I have to give my reviews of everything they tell me to. And Kong did nothing that I could see. The ingredients are identical to Enzyte. I suppose if I had taken them for the 3 month recommended time, I might have gotten some results, but I only took the pills one day..Didn't even give me an erection.

I've still got the bottles on my desk..I figure one day when I'm watching a big black dudes on little white chicks porn, or something, and get a tiny-penis complex I might try them again. I doubt it.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:10 pm

More importantly, does anyone know where I can get like 4 pills for I plan on grinding them down and shoving them in my Room-mates gatoraid. Anything else to make his life miserable would by handy.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:10 pm

Carefull there buddy, if you take too much viagra, you will get the biggest wood of your life, and then never again.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:13 pm

................That doesn't sound like a bad idea.
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Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:14 pm

I guess that would serve Wolfman's purpose; "to make his (roommate's) life miserable"

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:19 pm

<a href=http://www.trioplus.tv/plus/princess/content.html>The creators of South Park were given 2 million to create a flash cartoon for shockwave.com. I wonder why it wasn't posted?</font></a>

It's only two episodes, but it's about this guy that took a whole bottle of Viagra and...well, you'll have to watch the cartoon. I think it's pretty funny, albeit 1,323,574 times worse content-wise than South Park.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:33 am

That was...Interesting. Can't say I really enjoyed it, but I didn't really hate it, either.

So I guess I'm the only one to use penis stuff here?

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:52 am

Kashluk wrote:I guess that would serve Wolfman's purpose; "to make his (roommate's) life miserable"

Make his life miserable... in the ass.