Worst Wax Replicas EVER

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:52 am

These guys make Michael Jackson look well put-together.

From Yahoo News

Employees prepare a wax figure of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler behind Soviet leader Joseph Stalin, U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt and British Prime Minister Winston Churchill (front L-R) for an exhibition next to Berlin's famous former Allied Checkpoint Charlie March 16, 2004. The exhibition features wax figures of famous historical and contemporary personalities.

Jesus Christ! Churchill looks like an even fatter and more deformed version of Marlon Brando, FDR looks like fucking Dracula, and Stalin looks like a stuffed corpse!

Radscorpin · Post by **Radscorpin** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:04 am

Yeah, the bald one's in the back are the worst.

SDMVersion3 · Post by **SDMVersion3** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:11 am

Is Stallin amusing his comrade?

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:13 am

Is Stalin amusing his comrade?

Maybe it was designed with that in mind; Stalin was always jerking off the other Allies.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:29 pm

Better than anything I could do, I think. How much do wax models cost anyway?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:37 pm

Churchill looks like a fat woman, and Stalin like he's watching porn or something masturbating.

And with some imagination, Roosevelt looks like a kid who would be operating heavy machinery. Look at his face illuminated with mad happiness and his hands holding the levers.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:01 am

For some odd reason, it looks like Hitler is about to get revenge on Roosevelt. Seriousily, I don't think I've ever seen Hitler look so calm with his hands crossed like that, shouldn't he be shouting about how Jews should die?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:10 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:For some odd reason, it looks like Hitler is about to get revenge on Roosevelt. Seriousily, I don't think I've ever seen Hitler look so calm with his hands crossed like that, shouldn't he be shouting about how Jews should die?

that doesnt even look half as hardcore as hitler.

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:53 am

What the hell is up iwith their hair?

That hitler looks like some queer guys came and did his hair.

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 4:06 am

Churchill actually kind of reminds me of Truman Capote.

Turan · Post by **Turan** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:50 am

Churchill looks more like Dracula

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:03 am

?

Churchill looks like a god damn blob,
it's Roosevelt that looks like a vampire.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:09 am

I kinda think Churchill looks like a bad Ben Franklin, he even dresses the same.

Evil Natured Robot · Post by **Evil Natured Robot** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 4:25 pm

I think this picture shows what's been wrong with just about every US President since FDR.

No cape.