Room mate torture

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:21 pm

When I had my room to myself, I got drunk. Constantly. The room was immaculately clean except for the "Wall o' Beer Cans."

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:53 pm

Items purchased today for revenge:
Salt for his contacts (and pepper for my food) - $.99
Clear Eyes contact solution for his gatoraid - $2.00
3 cans of Chunky Sirlion Stew (For me) - $5.00
Eyepatch (For me) - $2.00
Biggest Baseball Bat I could find - $5.00
Making his life miserable - Slightly better then priceless.

*Edit* I also prepared my battle cry if he starts a fight. "ENUCH CHUCK!"

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:26 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:3 cans of Chunky Sirlion Stew (For me) - $5.00
Eyepatch (For me) - $2.00

these two items will make you a man. you will do well on the field of roommate annoyance.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:27 pm

You should fill the front half of his toothpaste with Ben Gay.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:28 pm

Will ultra strength do?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:32 pm

Heh...My grandmother came to clean my house one afternoon while me and my girlfriend were out..When I got home, my grandma said my toothpaste tasted funny, and it was really warm...I went to check the tube..

She used a tube of KY as toothpaste. I nearly shit myself.

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:33 am

Megatron wrote:You could always crash a boat into him. Mabye just move out?

Cheers

Why not crash a gay boat with herpes up his ass?

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:30 am

I definately say partcipate in that gang bang as long as you don't mind a lot of people thinking you're weird. The reason being, as soon as you get naked you being pissing on everything and defacating on both of them.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:56 am

Use enough salt on his eyes and you can give him total white eyes. Or something like that. Maybe if I didn't sleep through lectures I could be more specific....

But yes, salt + eyes = worse then acid + eyes

happy11 · Post by **happy11** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:25 pm

i dunno, what if it were acid mixed with salt.....

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:31 pm

Salt is an acid.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:02 pm

No, salt is a... salt? Salts are sometimes bases, but never acids.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:35 am

Putting an acid in his fruit-juice wouldnt be that bad anyway. O NOEZ U PUT APPLE JUICE IN MY EYE! HARK THE HERALD ANGLES SING!

Chili might be better than salt. Hell, I know Chili or something!

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:00 am

10 Drops of Clear Eyes are in his water jug. That'll do it, right?

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:34 pm

Dump the whole bottle in just to be sure.

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:54 pm

Does he have to drink all of the water to have it work? I would think a whole bottle would be easy to taste, and he might think walt was pissing in them again.

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:17 am

10 drops is enough. Any more than that and it'll taste pretty god damn salty - and he'd probably think it's piss, if so. He'll get stomach diarrhea before you know it and he wouldn't have to drink the entire drink to get mildly sick (which is good enough to ruin a person's day).

Just keep doing it on a daily basis.

If you want, you can always feed him arsenic in small dosages on a day to day basis for up to 3 months, before his hair starts to fall and signs of cancer emerge. Even a tox screen won't show traces of arsenic, which gets absorbed into the system via the pancreas, if you only use small amounts. If you think it's hard to get arsenic, you're wrong - just go to an industrial store or to grocery shop and ask for a small box of rat extermination pellets. Grind them up and feed him half of each pellet every morning by putting it in his food.

Virtually untraceable.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:37 pm

Except in the folicales of your hair.

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 6:46 am

THat's just a slight niggle.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:12 am

Remind me to never cross any of you.