April Fools Jokes?

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:10 pm

Just wondered what interesting jokes people have run across on the web? I found Metafilter has a low-key but funny joke on their site:

http://www.metafilter.com/

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:23 pm

http://www.newsaskew.com

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:32 pm

Oh man, FARK.com just got me good...

check out the SBB Boobies link.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:51 pm

Heh, I followed a link on Fark:

Retrocrush Jaclyn Smith Pics

Bloodgeon11 · Post by **Bloodgeon11** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:11 am

How about the big glaring lie news post?

(Sorry if i assume it's a prank for now.)

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:34 am

i don't know why you guys are getting so angry about it.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:49 am

Yah, I mean really, it's April fools? Ban anyone who's being a bitch about it? :-!

FOOLS APRILLE

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 4:40 am

So did anyone pull some pranks themselves? I zip-tied a bunch of chairs together in the cafeteria, threw some bleu cheese that magically hit some black girl in the face (luckily the guys sitting with here didnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t figure out where it came from) and then I issued a fake test in my drafting class. Sad how nobody figured out #11: What does the "fallacious exam" command cause in Rhino?

All in all, a productive day.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:28 am

I sent a mass-mail through my forums to all users saying the site was shut down because of pirated copywritten material and pornography....My buddy who runs the server thought it was real and deleted everything...Luckily I figured that would happen and I backed everything up.

I did it right after aneurysm signed up on the boards speaking all Spanishy. My buddy really thought that aneurysm was a law enforcement agent going undercover that hacked into the server to check our files.

God I had fun. I think my buddy didn't care for it as he's no longer speaking to me.

Also told a few people I broke up with my old lady, and I've been invited to a few blowjobs and a "nice evening at Red Dog" (it's a titty bar).

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:49 am

I told my friend I killed his family and then proceded to strangle the very life out of him. When the air had stopped seeping into his lungs I let go of his throat and said "April fools!" He didn't even laugh though... much less get back up.

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:45 am

Killzig wrote:i don't know why you guys are getting so angry about it.

We're not actually angry. Just sad that its not true.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:22 pm

Eh....Which one? Like..Direct link, or whatever..I'm really lazy and have no idea what people aren't getting angry about.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 6:31 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:I did it right after aneurysm signed up on the boards speaking all Spanishy. My buddy really thought that aneurysm was a law enforcement agent going undercover that hacked into the server to check our files.

That's because he is.

www.srrpg.com got me all huffy D:

Radscorpin · Post by **Radscorpin** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:01 pm

I know this bum that has AIDS, I told him I would give him $5 and a bottle of Cisco for some of his blood. He was happy to help out. I stuck him with a hypodermic needle to extract his blood. After all this marryment I sent out to fulfill my master plan. I went to Office Max and got a bunch of thumb tacks, some Post-its and one of thouse sponge thing you use to wet the glue on envelopes, what a nice store. Anyways, I put all the blood in the sponge thing and left for San Francisco (I hate that fucking city). So here's what I did, I dipped the thumb tacks in the blood and ran around sticking post-its to people that said "You just got AIDS. Fuck you and happy April fools, ass". Ohhh, what good times. I love April fools day.

P.S. I never did give that bum $5 but I did give him the bottle of Cisco, well I broke it over his head anyways.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:18 pm

What. The. Hell. Are. You. Blabbing. About?

Radscorpin · Post by **Radscorpin** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:21 pm

That was my April fools prank I pulled on the lovely people of San Fran.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:46 pm

You spread AIDS?

I really can't make anything out of that post of yours.

Radscorpin · Post by **Radscorpin** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:53 pm

yeah, i'm suck-ass story teller.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:06 am

So, are you proud now? How many people did you kill today?

Radscorpin · Post by **Radscorpin** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:46 am

Oh, I only kill once a year. All done for this year