Happy Easter

Flamescreen · Post by **Flamescreen** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:42 am

Everyone! For those celebrating it, and those that don't still have a nice time these days!

Flamescreen

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:48 am

Last I checked Easter was this Sunday. This is MaundyThursday, unless you're in some freakish timewarp. Or I am.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:55 am

Happy Jesus getting nailed to the cross day!

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Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 2:18 am

Neon Dingo wrote:Happy Jesus getting nailed to the cross day!

That's actually tomorrow.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:20 am

Jesus was a pussy.

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:44 am

Jesus is dead.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:20 am

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:43 am

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Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 8:12 am

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Jesus was a pussy.

For a pussy he sure did take alot of shit. I mean he was definetly hardcore after carrying a heavy cross after having the shit beat out of him.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 8:31 am

A pussy? You mean the musclebound giant arab that flipped over stone tables in a fury? Sounds like a fair badass to me. Like arnold but ... arab.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 8:48 am

Speaking of easter.
<A href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... unny">Best news story</A>.........ever.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:07 am

pussy or nay, i get a four day weekend

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:21 am

Walt, what the hell is going on in that news bit?
I'm almost for what they did, Christian kids should understand what Easter is about, and that crucifixion isnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t fun. Building awareness sounds good, and being of a nonreligious perspective I still feel that if people are going to practice their religion they should at least understand what it is.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:26 am

If you are religions, shouldn't you teach at least near the truth? I mean really. Easter isn't about happy rabbits and easter egg hunting. I dunno. I plan on raising the kids i may have one day that truth is a pretty good policy.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:57 pm

It's all bullshit anyhow. Raising kids on Santa Claus and instilling capitalist values in them. Jesus doesn't sell Christmas as good as Santa. It all has an alterior motive.

Christianity sucks.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:00 pm

Its a good thing we're avoiding generalized insults. And before this somehow turns into another religious argument, lets not and say we did. I think we've had enough of those.

Edit: Also, I knew what Easter was about since I was 3. Its just people (ALL people, not just christians) are so politically correct these days that something like telling a kid about the cruxifiction or showing them any violence or nudity is like some sort of crime. No wonder why it felt like forever to grow up, everythings boring when you're a kid which is why you need toys and imiginary friends and crap.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:09 pm

Easter (Eostar or Ostara) is actually that pagan holiday for the vernal equinox. Yet another addition by the church to recruit more sheep to their flock. The bunny, the oldest pagan symbol of fertility (egyptian or babylonian I believe) - Semiramis - has absolutely NOTHING to do with the resurrection. And the mass should be at night since Jesus was resurrected AT NIGHT according to the bileball. Sunrise services were for the sun god. The eggs? Also Semiramis, Semiramis died, a huge egg dropped from heaven. Out of the egg came a reincarnated Semiramis, now a goddess. So that's what Easter is about, not a Jew rolling his broken down ass out of a crypt.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:13 pm

Thats what it may have been about when it started, or the reason why certain traditions started, but isn't it fair to say that the meaning of easter has changed, especially since Pagan has only become a really minor religion in the world?

Also, you forgot the bit about "Cross buns."

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:15 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:Thats what it may have been about when it started, or the reason why certain traditions started, but isn't it fair to say that the meaning of easter has changed, especially since Pagan has only become a really minor religion in the world?

Also, you forgot the bit about "Cross buns."

As long as the pope holds a pagan title (pontificus maximus) I refuse to recognize the catholic church as monotheistic. Just because you cast minor gods off as "PATRON SAINTS" or some other such nonsense doesn't make it any less ridiculous.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:16 pm

Ridiculous to you is godsend to another I suppose.