Judge jerks it in Oklahoma Courthouse

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 4:55 am

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... d_judge_dc

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:10 am

Hey, can you blame the guy? Trials are boring, jurors only have to be there for a little while, a judge is there all the time so he has to do something to pass the time. It's not like there's anything important going on. If something special happens they've got a stenographer. Either that or he's really turned on by justice, kind of like me. I can't count the number of times I've caught myself jerking to COPS. Hmmm, just thinking of them taking down a perp and beating him with their swell guy-B-Good sticks just gets me hot.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:41 am

the judge received a penis pump for his 50th birthday

He's hip. Tragically hip.

Eh, I got nothing against 'experiencing' with stuff like that as long as it happens in private... I don't think the court room is exactly the place to express your sexual individuality.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:49 pm

I wouldn't be surprised it's bullshit if you ask me.

Anyways, I don't think it's illegal to touch your penis?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 6:45 pm

This makes me proud to be an Oklahoman! WE RULE!

Oh, yeah..I got a penis pump for my 20th birthday. It's sitting on my book shelf. I used it once, in front of everyone, at the party. I miss being drunk all the time.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:02 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:I wouldn't be surprised it's bullshit if you ask me.

Anyways, I don't think it's illegal to touch your penis?

In states like OK, you never know... there might be a law against "moral trepidation" or "immoral conduct" or some other such bullshit.

Though I like how his court reporter said she saw him shaving his scrotum during the trial.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 6:34 am

Yeah, that was really really disturbing... and doubtful. How could you do that during a trial? I bet it's tough enough to do in a quiet, private place.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 4:00 am

s4ur0n27 wrote:Anyways, I don't think it's illegal to touch your penis?

Besides the kiddie porn misdemenor, public masturbating in an Adult theatre got Pee Wee Herman's career flushed down the shitter. Franzy Boy probably right on the subject of different laws for different states although I think choking the chicken would fall under public nudity or lewd conduct.

Here's a document pleaing for the removal of Mr. Swedish Penis Enlarger.

Is it just me, or am I the only one who thinks that this guy is a god at hiding cum stains?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 5:34 am

He's not in trouble for touching/pumping his dick...He is in trouble for doing it while court was in session with many people around to whitness/hear and on more than one occassion.

Role-Player · Post by **Role-Player** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 3:09 pm

Pumping justice all over the court, eh?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:22 pm

Why did no one get up and SAY : THIS GUY IS PUMPIN HIS DICK IN PUBLIC WOAH.

That's BS if you ask me. It happend what, some years ago?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:17 pm

That would've been kewl.

" whatthefuck THAT GUY IS WANKING! Haa-haa, WANKERRRR! "

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:16 pm

No but I mean, Iif I go to the court and I notice the judge is shaving his anus, I'll get up and say "what the fuck is he doing?". I wouldn't just stand there and keep it for myself for couple of months?

Murdoch · Post by **Murdoch** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:19 pm

Franz_Schubert wrote:Though I like how his court reporter said she saw him shaving his scrotum during the trial.

Its hard enough to shave the scrot with good lighting and a sink, the man must be a professional to pull that off under a bench while passing judgement in court.

-bows before the jerking judge-

btw: DAC emoticons > NMA emoticons

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 8:53 pm

DAC > NMA.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:02 pm

s4ur0n27 wrote:DAC > NMA.

It's true.

American Tourister · Post by **American Tourister** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:32 pm

Why is DAC > NMA? I don't really know much about NMA, can you enlighten me???

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:35 pm

NMA, no mutants allowed, is a 'rival' fallout fan site. It sucks, ditto. The people of the community are boring, non-productive and unimaginary compared to DACers.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:44 am

NMA:

(1) Gets things done.
(2) Is populated by Kharn, Briosafreak, and a bunch of whiny, unfunny, holier-than-thou spamming swell guy.

DAC:

(1) Is a festering pool of corruption and laziness.
(2) Has Kashluk but is otherwise populated by a bunch of otherwise really fucking awesome and funny people.

Edit: And by Asslicker I of course mean Kharn. Damned censor.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:44 am

Kashluk wrote:NMA, no mutants allowed, is a 'rival' fallout fan site. It sucks, ditto. The people of the community are boring, non-productive and unimaginary compared to DACers.

*laughs*

Perhaps unbiased would fit that comparison too ?

Additionally, nice synopsis Atoga.