Interesting stuff on alcohol

CloudNineGT · Post by **CloudNineGT** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:24 am

Smirnoff tastes the same as Jones soda. You get drunk off it about as fast, too.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:51 am

Even worst than Smirnoff Ice : Boomerang Vodkice. Fucking atrocious.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:55 am

I don't know about your parts of the country, but around here Schmirnoff Ice is usually drunk by teenage and college girls, or effiminate men around the same age. My roommates and I make fun of guys who drink it mercilessly.

Its also horrendously expensive because if girls buy it they will go in on a case together, making the cost negligible. However, when a guy is expected to provide some for a whiny bitch he has to foot the bill himself, which hurts.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:32 am

Yah. Rather drink Guinness.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:09 pm

Having witnessed the horror of alcohol as it decimated the people I once knew and perhaps even cared about, I now hate all alcohol.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:11 pm

i reckon those people sucked
Is this a poll or what? I drink maybe a case per week on average. how interesting eh?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:17 pm

I have an average of 2 bottles of beer a month lately. Last weekend I tried to party back in my old college town with the same people I used to party with...I think I had 4 beers and didn't feel like drinking much more than that.

Previously in the average week it was around 48 cans/bottles a week or more depending on if there was a party....If there was a party, I'd have at least 100 a week or more.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:23 pm

I don't drink... I'm clean!

Well, aside from the occasional

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:46 pm

man i love people who make fun of smirnoff drinkers,

you pussies drink your 4% beer while i drink my 7% vodka you stupid cunt.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:57 pm

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:you pussies drink your 4% beer while i drink my 7% vodka you stupid cunt.

Real vodka is closer to 40%, if not more. And shit, Canadian beer is more like 6% anyways.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:07 pm

The German Beer I drink is 8.5% actually. And yea, I'm pretty sure actual vodka is alot stronger then 7%, the rice wine I drink for special occasions is 16% or higher, strongest I've encountered is 27%, so I'd imagine Vodka being stronger then that.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:32 am

Vodka and Cranberry please, my drink of choice.

Yah Chocolate Sherry + Root Beer = Bad Mixing Decision. OMFGad

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:56 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote: you pussies drink your 4% beer while i drink my 7% vodka you stupid cunt.

We usually drink Natural Ice, which has something like a 6.5% alcohol content because we're poor and can handle most stuff. We also make fun of people who drink Schmirnoff because it doesn't taste like alcohol and it seemingly has little effect on someone's drunkeness.

As for your point of pride at drinking watered-down vodka, I routinely take straight shots of White Tavern when I'm partying, which is possibly the nastiest vodka in existence. You put enough of that in you and you're in for a quite a night that you'll have trouble remembering.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:24 am

I can assure you. Drink 12 smirnoff while getting tequila body shots at regular intervals from a hot topless french chick. If you can walk moderately straight ill give you a cookie.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:32 am

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:38 am

s4ur0n27 wrote:SakÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â© is the best.

I second that.

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:45 am

MFG, regardless of what you say, Smirnoff Ice is a shit drink. Mebbe in the States/Canada [sorry I can't remember where you live] Smirnoff Ice is stronger than beer. However, here in the UK we have real beers like Stella [AKA loudmouth soup/wife beater], surely someone on the boards can substansiate my claims. What you also need to remember is that a bottle of Smirnoff Ice is only 330ml whereas a pint is 560ml making them not as potent. The real drinks for winners though are Bombay Saphirre & tonic and Pernod & soda.

EDIT: Also I don't know where you're buying 7% Smirnoff Ice because it certainly isn't from these guys.
This refutes you claim of pussy beers as Stella is considerably stronger at a healthy 5.4%

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:06 am

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:a hot topless french chick. If you can walk moderately straight ill give you a cookie.

I've never met a hot French chick. I don't even think such a thing exists.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:36 am

There are a lot, but MFG can't know, he's such a racist, he probably never met any.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 4:31 am

s4ur0n27 wrote:There are a lot, but MFG can't know, he's such a racist, he probably never met any.

I'm drunk as I type this, so what I say might not make sense.

Thinking back on it, I've met only one decent looking French chick. She had a killer body (especially her ass), but her face wasn't anything to write home about.

If Kashluk is counting, I've had more than six of something called "Mickey's malt liquor" that a friend just introduced me to. I wouldn't ask for a more concrete number if I were you, because the only evidence I have is the dead six-pack container on my end table.